# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/281 "2020-08-04T20:56:05Z")
Receives Fruit Rind of the Month club for birthday. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/282 "2020-08-04T21:24:50Z")
Hiroshi confuses Roid-Lice® with Rid-Lice® yet again. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/283 "2020-08-04T21:27:57Z")
Order your own Carmen Miranda Starter Kit! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/284 "2020-08-04T21:38:00Z")
Last remaining member of the [1910 Fruitgum Company](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECc9wDohTWE) Fan Club. ---
**Author:** ![PetroDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/278dde/32.png) [@PetroDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PetroDude)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/285 "2020-08-04T21:54:19Z")
I thought he said “Make America Grapes Again” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2020, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/286 "2020-08-04T22:01:38Z")
[Not in play] You guys are cracking me up! ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2020, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/287 "2020-08-05T02:26:12Z")
_If men could have only one organ enhanced, they would probably go with the obvious choice._ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2020, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/288 "2020-08-05T02:47:24Z")
_When he looked in the mirror his worst fears were confirmed - it was the wrong color._ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/289 "2020-08-06T03:00:49Z")
@furryman, would you please tell us the winner? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/290 "2020-08-06T19:04:06Z")
Oops, I forgot I was supposed to pick. Running coach wins with “Juneberries busting out all over.” . ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/291 "2020-08-06T19:04:48Z")
You win! Pick the next picture. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/292 "2020-08-06T19:09:40Z")
Gladly! [![](https://images.yourdailydish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/RabbitPolice_Feat.jpg?tr=w-1000,dpr-1,c-at_max) ](https://images.yourdailydish.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/RabbitPolice_Feat.jpg?tr=w-1000,dpr-1,c-at_max) “Zootopia” references are disqualified. Unless they’re _really_ good. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/293 "2020-08-06T19:10:30Z")
Congratulations @running_coach! Please post the next picture. 🙂 ETA: Man, you’re so fast. And the bunny scared the bejesus out of me. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/294 "2020-08-06T19:19:18Z")
_Blue Bunny Ice Cream: It’s not just a good idea; it’s the law._ ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/295 "2020-08-06T19:20:18Z")
_Sneaks in._ Judy Hopps in Real Life. _Runs out._ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/296 "2020-08-06T19:22:31Z")
\< Threatens **furryman** with electric clippers. \> ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/297 "2020-08-06T19:58:29Z")
_When the “Not all cops are bad” narrative goes too far._ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/298 "2020-08-06T20:06:44Z")
Better hope none of the crooks are tortoises. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/299 "2020-08-06T20:19:46Z")
_Now we’ve got you by the short hares._ ---
**Author:** ![Ponderoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponderoid/32/19221_2.png) [@Ponderoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponderoid)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2020, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/300 "2020-08-06T21:09:03Z")
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