# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 150
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2021, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2986 "2021-03-12T15:02:10Z")
_WandaVision_ only has $39.65 left in the budget for Season 2. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2021, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2987 "2021-03-12T15:44:36Z")
“Dorothy, you bitch, where’d you hide those slippers???” ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2021, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2988 "2021-03-12T22:13:28Z")
The Red Hat Ladies will meet at the town diner Wednesdays at Noon. The Purple Hat Coven will meet at the town diner Fridays at Midnight. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2021, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2989 "2021-03-13T13:05:02Z")
“Does this make me look fat?” “Why yes it do--------ribbet, ribbet.” ---
**Author:** ![Blkshp](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blkshp/32/7135_2.png) [@Blkshp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blkshp)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2021, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2990 "2021-03-13T13:44:45Z")
…but the broom designers still won’t make anything for the average witch… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2021, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2991 "2021-03-13T15:54:19Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > _WandaVision_ only has $39.65 left in the budget for Season 2. Mr. Fudd is our winner! Congrats. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2021, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2992 "2021-03-13T18:51:49Z")
Thanks, Prof! [https://airandspace.si.edu/sites/default/files/styles/slideshow\_lg/public/images/image-albums/11597h.jpg?itok=EArZdSR8](https://airandspace.si.edu/sites/default/files/styles/slideshow_lg/public/images/image-albums/11597h.jpg?itok=EArZdSR8) ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2021, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2993 "2021-03-13T19:02:34Z")
Parking space… The final frontier. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2021, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2994 "2021-03-13T19:03:05Z")
Too Obvious? “My other car is a starship.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2021, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2995 "2021-03-13T19:16:29Z")
“Weren’t there supposed to be whales here?” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2021, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2996 "2021-03-13T21:21:30Z")
Kirk never did master the art of parallel parking. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2021, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2997 "2021-03-13T23:05:01Z")
Resupplying was more of a nuisance in the pre-transporter/pre-shuttlecraft era. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2021, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2998 "2021-03-13T23:12:58Z")
From Star Trek IV: **"OK, everybody, remember where we parked."** _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2021, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/2999 "2021-03-13T23:51:42Z")
Our five year mission - to explore strange new pavements, new models of Studebakers, and to boldly park perpendicular to everybody else… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2021, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3000 "2021-03-14T02:43:42Z")
The parking enforcement officer wrote a ticket, but could not figure out how to put it on this vehicle, given that it had no windshield wipers. [And **Bicycle Bill** beat me to my first choice of caption. Nicely played, **Bill**!] ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2021, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3001 "2021-03-14T03:10:44Z")
Star Trek VII: The Parking Violation ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2021, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3002 "2021-03-14T05:41:31Z")
Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not a valet. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2021, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3003 "2021-03-14T11:18:24Z")
Our mission is to explore galaxies, not to find Ford Galaxies. Didn’t we do a Land of the Giants script last season? ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2021, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3004 "2021-03-14T17:57:18Z")
Runners up are @needscoffee and @Bicycle_Bill with their _Star Trek IV_ references, but the winner is… > [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > Kirk never did master the art of parallel parking. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2021, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3005 "2021-03-14T18:07:23Z")
BTW, there’s a bunch of these photos from 1964 of the original Enterprise model sitting in the street. I always wonder why it was out there so long. Were the doors to Desilu Studios too small to get it in? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=149) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=151)