# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 151
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2021, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3006 "2021-03-14T21:19:13Z")
Kirk didn’t need to master parallel parking. Similar to his actions during the _Kobayashi Maru_ simulation, he just changed the rules so that it became diagonal parking. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2021, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3007 "2021-03-15T12:42:17Z")
Bump The winner is @Dr.Winston_OBoogie ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2021, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3008 "2021-03-16T00:30:04Z")
Sorry 'bout that. Just found a worthy pic: [https://inhabitat.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/2015/06/Kindergarten-Die-Katzie-889x638.jpg](https://inhabitat.com/wp-content/blogs.dir/1/files/2015/06/Kindergarten-Die-Katzie-889x638.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2021, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3009 "2021-03-16T01:01:57Z")
You should see the hairballs he coughs up! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2021, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3010 "2021-03-16T01:04:22Z")
The children couldn’t understand why their parents kept blushing when they referred to the building as “the cat house”. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2021, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3011 "2021-03-16T01:10:53Z")
‘My name is Pussycatias king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2021, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3012 "2021-03-16T01:26:22Z")
First it plays with the children… ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2021, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3013 "2021-03-16T01:27:02Z")
Their new house was quite whimsical from the front. They never let anyone see the back door. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2021, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3014 "2021-03-16T02:13:57Z")
Well, the owners say that they never get mice. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2021, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3015 "2021-03-16T02:49:41Z")
I always wondered what my classmates meant when they said they had catechism class. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2021, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3016 "2021-03-16T02:57:40Z")
Catwoman’s secret lair was a little more showy than the Batcave. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2021, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3017 "2021-03-16T03:00:27Z")
Moms! Make sure your little ones’ sweaters don’t have any loose threads of yarn. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2021, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3018 "2021-03-16T10:47:42Z")
Whoever loses the Tag You’re It game has to clean the litterbox. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3019 "2021-03-17T13:24:26Z")
I like the unspoken part of > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > First it plays with the children… Prof P. wins this one. PP, you’re up! ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3020 "2021-03-17T13:26:46Z")
Dang, missed the cut-off by a minute. Oh well, no sense letting it go to waste: _“Let’s go watch Jimmy come out of the butthole!”_ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3021 "2021-03-17T13:32:54Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > “Let’s go watch Jimmy come out of the butthole!” That reminds me of a [Godzilla sculpture](https://www.stripes.com/polopoly_fs/1.638593.1595528745!/image/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_900/image.jpg) I visited in Kuriyama, Japan. Kids could climb through his crotch and slide down his tail. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3022 "2021-03-17T15:16:54Z")
Thanks! I thought many of the others were much funnier than mine. [![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/9d2aa8e0636bafbddba822719df04089/tumblr_n8lr9muKPm1tfp3xbo1_500.gif) ](https://64.media.tumblr.com/9d2aa8e0636bafbddba822719df04089/tumblr_n8lr9muKPm1tfp3xbo1_500.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3023 "2021-03-17T15:22:44Z")
Before the invention of television, it was hard to find an audience for talking heads. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3024 "2021-03-17T15:32:40Z")
For best outcomes, floss your entire face. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3025 "2021-03-17T15:35:58Z")
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