# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 152
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3026 "2021-03-17T16:36:27Z")
Rube Goldberg’s foray into genetics did not pass muster at the science convention. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3027 "2021-03-17T16:38:33Z")
Terry Gilliam’s night-time cleaning ritual. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3028 "2021-03-17T18:33:42Z")
Nobody like working in the head office. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3029 "2021-03-17T19:00:01Z")
(This is gonna be a hard one to pick.) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3030 "2021-03-17T19:58:43Z")
Making sure the new face transplant is in tip-top shape prior to surgery. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2021, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3031 "2021-03-17T20:09:18Z")
Mr. Rushmore is what they call “high maintenance”. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2021, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3032 "2021-03-18T13:26:22Z")
Give yourselves all a cheer from the Big Giant Head! Runner’s up were > [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > The eyeballs will be installed next Tuesday. and > [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > For best outcomes, floss your entire face. The winner is: > [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > Terry Gilliam’s night-time cleaning ritual. Boogie on, Doctor! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2021, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3033 "2021-03-18T16:42:30Z")
Did an image search for “Boogie On”, and found this: [https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/bfcec5c2-0184-47cc-b337-b05244849abe/dda3iy1-3e9164d1-8f82-4a02-9e9b-02fa21c8cb94.jpg/v1/fill/w\_1024,h\_753,q\_75,strp/boogie\_on\_reggae\_woman\_by\_euqinimodart\_dda3iy1-fullview.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOiIsImlzcyI6InVybjphcHA6Iiwib2JqIjpbW3siaGVpZ2h0IjoiPD03NTMiLCJwYXRoIjoiXC9mXC9iZmNlYzVjMi0wMTg0LTQ3Y2MtYjMzNy1iMDUyNDQ4NDlhYmVcL2RkYTNpeTEtM2U5MTY0ZDEtOGY4Mi00YTAyLTllOWItMDJmYTIxYzhjYjk0LmpwZyIsIndpZHRoIjoiPD0xMDI0In1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmltYWdlLm9wZXJhdGlvbnMiXX0.wkdOz3mi0SubJP8M8m8UEdiOSRvvcnN8tkay4ir2VRI](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/bfcec5c2-0184-47cc-b337-b05244849abe/dda3iy1-3e9164d1-8f82-4a02-9e9b-02fa21c8cb94.jpg/v1/fill/w_1024,h_753,q_75,strp/boogie_on_reggae_woman_by_euqinimodart_dda3iy1-fullview.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJ1cm46YXBwOiIsImlzcyI6InVybjphcHA6Iiwib2JqIjpbW3siaGVpZ2h0IjoiPD03NTMiLCJwYXRoIjoiXC9mXC9iZmNlYzVjMi0wMTg0LTQ3Y2MtYjMzNy1iMDUyNDQ4NDlhYmVcL2RkYTNpeTEtM2U5MTY0ZDEtOGY4Mi00YTAyLTllOWItMDJmYTIxYzhjYjk0LmpwZyIsIndpZHRoIjoiPD0xMDI0In1dXSwiYXVkIjpbInVybjpzZXJ2aWNlOmltYWdlLm9wZXJhdGlvbnMiXX0.wkdOz3mi0SubJP8M8m8UEdiOSRvvcnN8tkay4ir2VRI) Let’s see what y’all come up with ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2021, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3034 "2021-03-18T17:10:26Z")
The Bitch Is Back ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2021, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3035 "2021-03-18T18:26:12Z")
“How about we scope out chicks at that new dance club on 42nd?” “Nah, it’s full of dogs.” ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2021, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3036 "2021-03-18T18:51:32Z")
I preferred it when the artist showed us playing poker. Of all the Rin-Tin-Tin joints in all the towns in all the world, and she walks into mine. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2021, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3037 "2021-03-18T21:19:45Z")
Ruff Mitchell, we hardly knew ye. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2021, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3038 "2021-03-18T21:55:59Z")
The Paw Patrol off duty. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2021, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3039 "2021-03-18T22:32:59Z")
Who let the dogs out? No, really, who let them out? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2021, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3040 "2021-03-18T23:29:49Z")
_Ah-ha-ha-ha, Staying Canine, Staying Canine! Ah-ha-ha-ha, Staying Caniiiine!_ ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2021, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3041 "2021-03-19T00:34:48Z")
_When playing competitive “Fetch” excessive celebrations are frowned upon, but the league hasn’t yet worked out how to enforce the rule._ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2021, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3042 "2021-03-19T00:46:42Z")
No. DISCUS! Like Frisbee. Not DISCO! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2021, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3043 "2021-03-19T16:01:34Z")
We’ll give this one to kaylasdad99 for > [@kaylasdad99](#): > > When playing competitive “Fetch” excessive celebrations are frowned upon, but the league hasn’t yet worked out how to enforce the rule. You’re up! And, if you can’t find anything, ask Kayla - I’ve gotten ideas from my kids! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2021, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3044 "2021-03-20T00:09:08Z")
Sorry for the delay, all. I’m at work right now. I’ll try to find something on my lunch hour. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2021, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3045 "2021-03-20T01:20:10Z")
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