# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 153
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2021, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3046 "2021-03-20T01:40:55Z")
But Santa, I wanted a dead snake! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2021, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3047 "2021-03-20T01:41:57Z")
And after the operation, Judy, my friends Pazuzu and Seth-al-Raan will place your soul into this Little Lulu doll. Won’t that be fun? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2021, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3048 "2021-03-20T01:44:56Z")
In Debbie’s nightmare, Santa showed her what had become of her naughty little sister. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2021, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3049 "2021-03-20T01:48:18Z")
The construction crew neglected to seal the hole in little Buffy’s hospital room wall that led to the Hellmouth. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2021, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3050 "2021-03-20T01:59:07Z")
Surgery the day after the Doctor’s Christmas Party tended to be a bit odd… ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2021, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3051 "2021-03-20T02:09:35Z")
Yeah, yeah, Santa, that’s a nice doll and all, but what’s with the Juggalos? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2021, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3052 "2021-03-20T02:16:48Z")
[Blatantly stealing idea from @pulykamell] [therefore not in play] “But Santa, I said I wanted a dolly and a pair of _gigolos_ for Christmas!” ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2021, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3053 "2021-03-20T02:17:42Z")
🙂 Yeah, my original idea was “jugglers” instead of your “gigolos,” but I just gave up on phrasing it and just went the straight way, hoping somebody can make it work. ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2021, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3054 "2021-03-20T02:26:54Z")
Before Santa’s PR firm convinced him to switch to elves… ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2021, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3055 "2021-03-20T02:38:16Z")
When you know the anesthesiologist pumped you full of the really good stuff. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2021, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3056 "2021-03-20T02:55:40Z")
Santa’s helpers should have been nicer to Judy after seeing what she did to her bitchy nurse Big Lulu… ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2021, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3057 "2021-03-20T03:09:29Z")
This explains why Sally would grow up to write Killer Klowns from Outer Space ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2021, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3058 "2021-03-20T12:20:39Z")
Producers soon realized their mistake in hiring Franz Kafka to screenwrite _Miracle on 34th Street._ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2021, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3059 "2021-03-20T12:48:08Z")
Patch Adams should have never been allowed to open his own medical school. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3060 "2021-03-21T04:36:30Z")
> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > Surgery the day after the Doctor’s Christmas Party tended to be a bit odd… I liked the one about putting her soul into the doll, but this tickled me. You’re up, Mr. diGriz… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3061 "2021-03-21T12:25:00Z")
Thank you, I hope I do this properly, I don’t think I’ve ever posted a picture here in the SDMB. [![](https://api.time.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/25069634243_08e8d5b81a_o.jpg?w=800&quality=85) ](https://api.time.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/25069634243_08e8d5b81a_o.jpg?w=800&quality=85) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3062 "2021-03-21T13:45:43Z")
_When I walk on by, girls be looking like, “Damn, he fly”_ _I pimp to the beat, walking down the street in my new LaFreak_ ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3063 "2021-03-21T14:57:42Z")
Clothes Horse _(def. 1)_ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3064 "2021-03-21T15:40:00Z")
Well, that’s a horse of a different tailor. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3065 "2021-03-21T15:54:31Z")
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