# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 154
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3066 "2021-03-21T15:55:16Z")
Presenting the Indianapolis Colts’s new quarterback, Charles Horse. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3067 "2021-03-21T16:11:26Z")
Wall Street isn’t just for bulls and bears anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3068 "2021-03-21T19:41:29Z")
When Francis insisted on a contract rider for hand-taylored suits, the television producers decided to go in a different direction. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3069 "2021-03-21T19:48:01Z")
Enumclaw Eddie was all set for the evening. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3070 "2021-03-21T20:46:19Z")
“That’s Mr. Edward, _Esquire_.” ---
**Author:** ![llikewise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/llikewise/32/8522_2.png) [@llikewise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llikewise)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3071 "2021-03-21T22:09:11Z")
I don’t care how well dressed he is. He needs to put on a mask before he comes in here. ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3072 "2021-03-21T22:51:21Z")
I was never a big fan of dressage. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2021, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3073 "2021-03-21T23:25:41Z")
So I tells the tailor that I want something that’s good for hanging out with the English horsey set… I think I was misunderstood. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3074 "2021-03-22T01:29:37Z")
> [@FastDan1](#): > > I was never a big fan of dressage. Oh, that’s just brilliant. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3075 "2021-03-22T02:39:06Z")
Y’know how Budweiser has those Clydesdales? Well, I had this idea for an ad campaign for Bass Ale… ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3076 "2021-03-22T02:48:10Z")
Cinnamon never liked being ridden bareback. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3077 "2021-03-22T03:23:26Z")
When we told Amelia Bedelia’s brother the stable boy to groom the colt for the derby, we should have known better. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3078 "2021-03-22T08:46:41Z")
“Hey, I’ve got a son of mine running this afternoon. Now can somebody put down $20 on number 3 for me; hooves don’t handle cash well.” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3079 "2021-03-22T09:53:08Z")
That’s _Mister_ Ed to you. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3080 "2021-03-22T10:03:45Z")
Blue tie and green suit. Did you get dressed in a barn this morning? I order all my clothes from the J. C. Penny Big, Tall, & Horsy catalog. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3081 "2021-03-22T12:53:33Z")
Damn, I’m supposed to pick one winner? There’s a lot of potential here, I could go with 4-5 of them quite happily, and Bonun Legatum almost took it with their final post, but… FastDan1 wins it with: > [@](#): > > I was never a big fan of dressage Fast Dan, you are on the clock. ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3082 "2021-03-22T13:24:19Z")
Thank you TSSR. Next: [https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/easter-bunny-dog-with-eggs-royalty-free-image-655182428-1550700185.jpg?crop=0.668xw:1.00xh;0.236xw,0&resize=768:](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/easter-bunny-dog-with-eggs-royalty-free-image-655182428-1550700185.jpg?crop=0.668xw:1.00xh;0.236xw,0&resize=768:)\* ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3083 "2021-03-22T13:49:41Z")
Fido went all out to win the Cadbury alternate Easter bunny contest. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3084 "2021-03-22T15:06:54Z")
It’s the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3085 "2021-03-22T15:08:53Z")
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