# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 155
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3086 "2021-03-22T15:23:46Z")
A Playboy magazine pictorial, _The Dogs of Spring_ ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3087 "2021-03-22T16:03:47Z")
You got it backwards. We honor _God_ on Easter, not dog. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3088 "2021-03-22T17:05:58Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > It’s the Easter Beagle, Charlie Brown! Damn! I was thinking of that one! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3089 "2021-03-22T21:25:30Z")
“What am I going to do with all this Silly Putty?” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3090 "2021-03-22T22:08:54Z")
The first egg to hatch was not quite what we expected. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2021, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3091 "2021-03-22T23:06:57Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > “What am I going to do with all this Silly Putty?” Use the packaging to sell tiny pantyhose. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2021, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3092 "2021-03-23T07:59:58Z")
“_What’s with all the grey eggs?”_ ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2021, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3093 "2021-03-23T14:37:50Z")
Last, but certainly not least, I gotta go with: > [@kaylasdad99](#): > > “ _What’s with all the grey eggs?”_ You’re up @kaylasdad99 ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2021, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3094 "2021-03-23T18:58:55Z")
Ooh, how nice! Lessee, what’ve I got? [![](https://morfis.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/black-and-white-funny20.jpg?w=685) ](https://morfis.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/black-and-white-funny20.jpg?w=685) ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2021, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3095 "2021-03-23T19:01:48Z")
We’re thinking about ways to get the men to form a polo team without encouraging escape attempts. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2021, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3096 "2021-03-23T19:37:50Z")
Yipes! Stripes! Buy Beechnut, by gum! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2021, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3097 "2021-03-23T19:38:49Z")
The guy’s just in for littering. The zebra’s a criminal mastermind. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2021, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3098 "2021-03-23T19:52:54Z")
The pilot episode of Mr. Ed had he and Wilbur trying to bring a failing polo team up to be a national contender. Unfortunately, contrary to popular belief, the stripes did show up on black and white transmissions. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2021, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3099 "2021-03-23T20:22:51Z")
Damn it! I thought these tickets were to see Jack and Meg! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2021, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3100 "2021-03-23T20:25:15Z")
Everybody, but ev-e-ry-bo-dy, is going to Elton’s after-Oscars party! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2021, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3101 "2021-03-23T20:26:13Z")
Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire **The Z-Team** ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2021, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3102 "2021-03-23T20:52:01Z")
The Lone Ranger and Silver turned to a life of crime after the series was cancelled. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2021, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3103 "2021-03-23T21:42:28Z")
So is it a black uniform with white stripes and a white horse with black stripes, a black horse with white stripes and a white uniform with black stripes, a black horse with white stripes and a black uniform with white stripes, a white horse with black stripes and a black uniform with white stripes. . . ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2021, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3104 "2021-03-24T01:37:22Z")
Off to the strobe mines ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2021, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3105 "2021-03-24T08:44:53Z")
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