# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 159
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2021, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3166 "2021-03-30T23:00:05Z")
Hopefully the mailman lasts longer than the Omaha Steak delivery guy did. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2021, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3167 "2021-03-31T11:21:38Z")
Arf arf - friends said that new recreational drug would make me feel like a god. I should have told them - I’m dyslexic. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2021, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3168 "2021-03-31T11:54:50Z")
I liked 'em all, but the Winner is… > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Mr. DeJoy’s demotion made everybody happy. Well done, Elmer! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2021, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3169 "2021-03-31T14:18:34Z")
Thanks! [![](https://i2.wp.com/theverybesttop10.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Top-10-Vintage-and-very-Awkward-Easter-Cards-4.jpg?resize=600%2C385&ssl=1) ](https://i2.wp.com/theverybesttop10.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Top-10-Vintage-and-very-Awkward-Easter-Cards-4.jpg?resize=600%2C385&ssl=1) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2021, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3170 "2021-03-31T14:19:58Z")
That’s some fine Easter grass. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2021, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3171 "2021-03-31T14:55:32Z")
“and, here’s the design for our Easter Towlie” ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2021, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3172 "2021-03-31T15:26:31Z")
You said that smoking banana peels would get us high… Then you said that smoking these flowers would get us high… I’m beginning to think that you are one dumb bunny. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2021, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3173 "2021-03-31T18:44:00Z")
“Can you believe they actually hide these things?” ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2021, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3174 "2021-03-31T19:21:32Z")
"So then he says to me ‘Rabbit season,’ and I says to him ‘Duck season.’ But then – here’s the good part – " ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2021, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3175 "2021-03-31T19:24:37Z")
Grazing in the grass is a gas. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/cjYrski71II/hqdefault.jpg "Friends Of Distinction - Grazing In The Grass") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjYrski71II) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2021, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3176 "2021-03-31T21:19:01Z")
“I don’t care if it’s Easter; we shouldn’t be smoking egg pipes. I want to go back to my briar, rabbit.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2021, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3177 "2021-04-01T00:33:49Z")
There is a simple reason rabbits can jump so high. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2021, 9:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3178 "2021-04-01T09:27:16Z")
Scene deleted from _Watership Down_. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2021, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3179 "2021-04-01T14:42:18Z")
The winner: > [@Quondam\_Mechanic](#): > > "So then he says to me ‘Rabbit season,’ and I says to him ‘Duck season.’ But then – here’s the good part – " ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2021, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3180 "2021-04-01T15:24:53Z")
And I hadn’t even noticed that it was Elmer posting the picture! D’oh. I’ll get on it soon. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2021, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3181 "2021-04-01T16:42:38Z")
OK, keeping up with the theme: [![](https://eatliver.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/easter-bunnies1.jpg) ](https://eatliver.b-cdn.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/easter-bunnies1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2021, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3182 "2021-04-01T16:47:23Z")
Take a good look at your daughter. This is the last time you will see her, because now her soul belongs to me! Mwaaa-haa-haa! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2021, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3183 "2021-04-01T17:12:24Z")
“I know your ovums haven’t developed yet my dear, but we’ll be making lots of eggs together one day.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2021, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3184 "2021-04-01T17:23:18Z")
How they’d ensnare future Playboy bunnies. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2021, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3185 "2021-04-01T18:08:00Z")
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