# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 161
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2021, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3206 "2021-04-04T21:27:54Z")
I think the Thompson’s have finally cracked. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2021, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3207 "2021-04-04T21:32:37Z")
“We’ve finally found Egghead’s HQ, Robin.” “…do you get the feeling he wants to get caught?” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2021, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3208 "2021-04-04T21:33:17Z")
They used to have an egg Jesus, but reproducing his bleeding wounds as spilled yolks attracted too many feral animals. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2021, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3209 "2021-04-04T21:47:59Z")
Pretty, but the smell from Eggyolkland across the street drove off most sightseers. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2021, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3210 "2021-04-04T23:29:00Z")
How much do ya think they had to shell out for this display? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3211 "2021-04-05T00:59:43Z")
“The drug dealers? They’re at the house that’s decorated with eggs. Let’s go bust them.” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3212 "2021-04-05T17:40:35Z")
Wait - Easter was _last_ week? ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3213 "2021-04-05T19:02:42Z")
“The family had a great Easter egg display, also the highest cholesterol levels ever recorded.” Awarded to **FastDan1** for “I think the Thompson’s have finally cracked.” ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3214 "2021-04-05T19:40:48Z")
tyvm Next… [[Album] imgur.com ![](https://i.imgur.com/e4sJWV7.jpeg?fb "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/a/HTD8FRR) ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3215 "2021-04-05T19:42:50Z")
Worst \* Job \* Ever: Stuntman for Wile E. Coyote ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3216 "2021-04-05T19:43:37Z")
John was delighted when his company switched to work-from-home last year. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3217 "2021-04-05T20:13:27Z")
Hold my beer and watch this! (someone had to put up the obvious caption) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3218 "2021-04-05T20:14:59Z")
Unfortunately, motion capture technology did not translate well for making Looney Tunes cartoons. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3219 "2021-04-05T21:33:59Z")
I thought I had tickets for that Elton John bio pic. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3220 "2021-04-05T21:38:55Z")
_If I had a rocket launcher…_ 🎵 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3221 "2021-04-05T21:39:45Z")
Tony Stark : _First get the thrusters right. The protective armor can come later._ ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2021, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3222 "2021-04-05T22:37:18Z")
Bob’s almost ready to remove the training wheels. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3223 "2021-04-06T01:06:47Z")
Leaked screen-shot from the live-action remake of “Toy Story” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3224 "2021-04-06T03:07:23Z")
Worst. Rocket J Squirrel. Cosplay. EVER! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3225 "2021-04-06T03:26:35Z")
"Crash helmet … check. Protective glasses … check. Straps are tight … check. Source of igni-- Aw, dammit! Anybody got a match?" [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=160) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=162)