# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 162
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2021, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3226 "2021-04-06T10:30:37Z")
“Dammit, forgot the Charmin’!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2021, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3227 "2021-04-07T00:29:23Z")
Weird things in orbit: _Discovery_’s spatula, Ed White’s glove, Gene Roddenberry’s ashes, and a pair of flip-flops. ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2021, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3228 "2021-04-07T01:58:54Z")
Good stuff folks. I gotta go with @Bonum_Legatum for the win. > [@Bonum\_Legatum](#): > > Worst \* Job \* Ever: Stuntman for Wile E. Coyote ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2021, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3229 "2021-04-07T09:45:02Z")
Thank you. Let’s see what everyone can make of this: [![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/5VmuDqY.jpeg "The Three Stooges - Imgur") ](https://imgur.com/gallery/5VmuDqY) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2021, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3230 "2021-04-07T13:34:56Z")
### It’s Bacon! ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2021, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3231 "2021-04-07T13:39:49Z")
It looks like the poodle is going topless in her backyard again. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2021, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3232 "2021-04-07T13:43:40Z")
_Here kitty, kitty, kitty!_ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2021, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3233 "2021-04-07T14:02:54Z")
Did someone say treats? ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2021, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3234 "2021-04-07T14:06:52Z")
Always put the sawzall away where children and pets can’t get at it. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2021, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3235 "2021-04-07T14:23:54Z")
🎶 Hello… 🎶 🎶Hello… 🎶 🎶 🎶Hello… Hello! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2021, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3236 "2021-04-07T14:34:13Z")
“Hey Bella, you smell good baby!” ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2021, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3237 "2021-04-08T10:14:18Z")
The escape committee miscalculated, their tunnel exit was supposed to come out AT the latch. I’ll award this one to Dr. Winston\_OBoogie for the subtle reference to the Three Stooges. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2021, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3238 "2021-04-08T16:36:54Z")
I was hoping someone would get the reference. OK, my image bank is empty. Give me a few to find something… ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2021, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3239 "2021-04-08T16:42:35Z")
How about a “fill in the thought bubble” - what is this man thinking: [![](https://www.rollingstone.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/mitch-mcconnell-is-complicit.jpg?resize=1800,1200&w=1200) ](https://www.rollingstone.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/mitch-mcconnell-is-complicit.jpg?resize=1800,1200&w=1200) ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2021, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3240 "2021-04-08T16:53:51Z")
If I’d only had a chin, I could have been President instead of that idiot. ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2021, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3241 "2021-04-08T17:00:26Z")
What I wouldn’t do for a dead, decaying fish right now. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2021, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3242 "2021-04-08T17:31:14Z")
“Maybe if I slide these glasses further down on my nose, someone will mistake me for the Majority Leader.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2021, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3243 "2021-04-08T19:32:29Z")
Activate Supersnail Power! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2021, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3244 "2021-04-08T20:29:26Z")
“Is it going to rain? I’ll drown!” ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [April 9, 2021, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3245 "2021-04-09T11:46:04Z")
How come no one told me that chin tucks ARE covered under the Senate Health Care plan? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=161) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=163)