# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 164
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2021, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3266 "2021-04-11T00:29:48Z")
Two who are too-too in a tutu. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2021, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3267 "2021-04-11T01:06:23Z")
“See, it’s my wife who wears the pants in our family.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2021, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3268 "2021-04-11T01:15:38Z")
The Swan Lake Conference of 1921 was another example of failed diplomacy in the period after World War I. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2021, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3269 "2021-04-11T01:26:26Z")
“Now, all we need are some bagpipes.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2021, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3270 "2021-04-11T02:09:43Z")
_Once the Transgender Lobby takes power, we won’t be funny at all!_ ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2021, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3271 "2021-04-11T02:27:27Z")
There was a terrible mixup at the dry cleaners, but the Austrian delegation didn’t appear to be very bothered by it. ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2021, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3272 "2021-04-11T02:28:50Z")
You should see the tops the Germans are wearing! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2021, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3273 "2021-04-11T03:07:20Z")
Some occasions are just too formal for ordinary kilts. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2021, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3274 "2021-04-11T04:31:27Z")
“He’s wearing a tutu… but a **MASCULINE** tutu.” _(special kudos if you get the reference)_ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2021, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3275 "2021-04-11T05:30:00Z")
“Traditionally, at the Kentucky Derby, the ladies–and their hats–get all the attention. Let’s make sure that doesn’t happen this year.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2021, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3276 "2021-04-11T13:40:14Z")
“I can’t believe how bloody comfortable these bloomers are! It’s so airy down there and I can swing my John Thomas like a Cricket champion!” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [April 11, 2021, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3277 "2021-04-11T14:53:56Z")
_“You didn’t put on the bra, did you.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2021, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3278 "2021-04-12T01:47:27Z")
Tough choice, but the win goes to, > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > The Swan Lake Conference of 1921 was another example of failed diplomacy in the period after World War I. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2021, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3279 "2021-04-12T01:56:06Z")
Good job, Mr. Kent! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2021, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3280 "2021-04-12T02:17:28Z")
What a surprise! Now polish up the ol’ caduceus and see what you can do. [![](https://www.unrv.com/images/370x218/roman-doctor.png) ](https://www.unrv.com/images/370x218/roman-doctor.png) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2021, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3281 "2021-04-12T03:04:55Z")
I shall bear this surgery stoically while my beautiful ward weeps in my place. ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2021, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3282 "2021-04-12T03:54:43Z")
COVID-27 B.C. (And other stuff because it says it’s not a complete sentence) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2021, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3283 "2021-04-12T04:10:23Z")
“You know, sir, most warriors get tattoos on their arms.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2021, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3284 "2021-04-12T04:46:15Z")
Homer tried his hand as a tailor before he became the Blind Bard of Ionia. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2021, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3285 "2021-04-12T05:44:39Z")
“Rodin, you can start sculpting my upper half while the doctor does his thing. I’ll sit for the rest of the sculpture when you get through that.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=163) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=165)