# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 166
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2021, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3306 "2021-04-14T14:48:57Z")
Coming To _Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse 2_! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2021, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3307 "2021-04-14T15:47:14Z")
Who loves chimichangas and breaks the 4th wall? (Spongebob Deadpants) Immortal and red-clad and porous as hell! (Spongebob Deadpants) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2021, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3308 "2021-04-14T23:03:52Z")
SpongeBob’s attempt to remake _The Nutty Professor_ as an action movie did not go over well with critics or fans. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 14, 2021, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3309 "2021-04-14T23:13:34Z")
Worst cartoon character since Sniper Smurf! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2021, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3310 "2021-04-15T14:54:23Z")
OK, clearly this was not an inspired choice of cartoons on my part. But I found **Dr.Winston\_OBoogie** ’s silliness to be an entertaining and appropriate response. Go for it, **Winston**! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2021, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3311 "2021-04-15T17:12:57Z")
Thank you. Don’t have a library of silly images of my own, so I took something I just posted in another thread, hit “image search”, and came up with [https://anotherimg-dazedgroup.netdna-ssl.com/920/azure/another-prod/300/6/306896.jpg](https://anotherimg-dazedgroup.netdna-ssl.com/920/azure/another-prod/300/6/306896.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2021, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3312 "2021-04-15T17:21:18Z")
Help! I’m stuck in a [Jim Steranko comic](http://www.coverbrowser.com/covers/nick-fury-agent-of-shield) and I can’t get out! ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2021, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3313 "2021-04-15T19:50:01Z")
We asked the assistant director to get lions for the Tarzan film. LIONS. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2021, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3314 "2021-04-15T19:58:42Z")
When she went to college, Little Dot predictably rebelled against the world’s expectations. ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2021, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3315 "2021-04-15T20:29:01Z")
Designer Beulah Stein lived in a very small room. But it was from there that she was inspired when designing the Yankees’ uniforms. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3316 "2021-04-16T13:05:25Z")
_Pretentious Swedish Artist Groping Lines_, Courtesy of the Tate Museum ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3317 "2021-04-16T13:22:49Z")
This woman weights 395 lbs. Proof that vertical lines are, indeed, narrowing. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3318 "2021-04-16T13:25:29Z")
She can walk into any book with her pony pal Pokey too. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3319 "2021-04-16T14:21:33Z")
Little did Ms. Markham know that her obsessive line drawings were actually a portal…to the Twilight Zone… ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3320 "2021-04-16T17:34:00Z")
Ever wallpaper yourself into a corner? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3321 "2021-04-16T17:52:30Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Help! I’m stuck in a [Jim Steranko comic](http://www.coverbrowser.com/covers/nick-fury-agent-of-shield) and I can’t get out! I thought about this one for it’s geek componant, but finally decided the winner needed to be > [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > Little did Ms. Markham know that her obsessive line drawings were actually a portal…to the Twilight Zone… Rat, you’re up! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3322 "2021-04-16T20:07:52Z")
Really didn’t expect to win, thought Elmer had it. Hmmm, let’s try this one… [![](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/11/south-korea-funerals-03.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=1024) ](https://nypost.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2019/11/south-korea-funerals-03.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&w=1024) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3323 "2021-04-16T20:16:09Z")
A nice cedar box will keep your kimonos…and grandparents…moth-free until the next family get-together. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3324 "2021-04-16T20:18:29Z")
Self serve funeral parlors are all the rage in Asia. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3325 "2021-04-16T22:40:57Z")
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