# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 167
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3326 "2021-04-16T22:44:01Z")
The _Kill Bill Vol. 2_ ride at Universal Studios is a little creepy. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2021, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3327 "2021-04-16T23:17:46Z")
Little boxes on the hillside Little boxes made of ticky-tacky Little boxes on the hillside Little boxes all the same _Little Boxes_ – song by Malvina Reynolds _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3328 "2021-04-17T00:16:11Z")
Japanese engineers have finally succeeded in making Tokyo’s capsule hotels smaller. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3329 "2021-04-17T03:18:52Z")
Folks; I’ll be out Saturday until near 7pm, so you’ll have a little over 24 hours to respond. End of Line. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3330 "2021-04-17T11:22:50Z")
Wang and Chung Funeral Homes provide economy selections, provided all future deceased expire at the same time and desire midget representatives to sign their log books. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3331 "2021-04-17T11:24:05Z")
#1: “After receiving the shot, do not leave the room for fifteen minutes. You may either sit in a chair, or use one of our meditation cubicles.” (Wait a minute, I think that’s what is really going on!) #2: This senior daycare center really sucks! #3 - _Sorry, very non-PC_: The fast-food franchise “Jack in a Box” suffered a mistranslation when it expanded to the Orient. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2021, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3332 "2021-04-17T13:09:22Z")
**Invasion of the Body Snatchers III: With Six You Get Egg Rolls** ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3333 "2021-04-18T02:21:47Z")
Apologies for being late, but the winner is…(this was tough) Bicycle Bill because I just listened to “ticky-tacky Houses” this week. Take it away, BB ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3334 "2021-04-18T04:32:32Z")
In play: [https://beamazed.com/wp-content/uploads/arrow-plane.jpg](https://beamazed.com/wp-content/uploads/arrow-plane.jpg) _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3335 "2021-04-18T04:48:21Z")
The Comanches fight back against the Piper company, for co-opting their name. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3336 "2021-04-18T04:50:00Z")
“Arrow Airlines announces flight 103 to Des Moines …” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3337 "2021-04-18T05:15:15Z")
_Never get out of the plane. Absolutely goddamn right._ ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3338 "2021-04-18T12:46:58Z")
Sometimes plane stress is treated with acupuncture instead of actual aeronautical engineering. ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3339 "2021-04-18T13:16:10Z")
It’s just a flesh wound. ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3340 "2021-04-18T13:23:24Z")
It wasn’t as aerodynamic as they had hoped, but Porcupine Airlines livery was definitely unique. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3341 "2021-04-18T14:26:41Z")
Somebody is going to get Sioux’ed… ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3342 "2021-04-18T15:39:17Z")
The missionaries quickly discovered that the North Sentinal Islanders were not a cargo cult. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3343 "2021-04-18T19:44:53Z")
NEVER buzz the Boy Scout camp. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2021, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3344 "2021-04-18T21:05:55Z")
Despite its accuracy, the Army abandoned work on the anti-aircraft bow due to its low kill rate. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2021, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3345 "2021-04-19T18:39:35Z")
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