# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 170
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2021, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3386 "2021-04-23T17:20:59Z")
I think the belt is a little to tight around the crotch… ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2021, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3387 "2021-04-24T00:40:45Z")
Very good, @Quondam_Mechanic. Now let’s all activate our neuralyzers and prepare to start fresh for the next round. > [@Quondam\_Mechanic](#): > > Hey, Kay, did Frank fit into this thing any better than I do? I think it makes me kinda noticeable. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2021, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3388 "2021-04-24T01:58:03Z")
Thank you, KC. Just ran across this one and – who knows, I can’t come up with anything, but you guys probably can. Keeping the dog theme going… [![](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsxTCjuW8AAyS6A.jpg) ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CsxTCjuW8AAyS6A.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2021, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3389 "2021-04-24T02:10:06Z")
Now this is the real Jimmy Dean sausage. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2021, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3390 "2021-04-24T02:13:47Z")
Daddy? ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2021, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3391 "2021-04-24T02:26:48Z")
“If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made.” _… …attributed to Otto von Bismarck_ _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2021, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3392 "2021-04-24T02:36:16Z")
“Mmm … catwurst.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2021, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3393 "2021-04-24T18:54:23Z")
No more kibble for Mario Batali’s dog. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2021, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3394 "2021-04-24T19:40:06Z")
If you die in your home, a cat will merely eat your cold corpse. The specially trained Cordon Bleu Retriever will show more respect. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2021, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3395 "2021-04-24T21:41:24Z")
Fluffy - The Demon Puppy of Fleet Street ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2021, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3396 "2021-04-24T21:51:23Z")
The inventor of snausages. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2021, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3397 "2021-04-24T21:54:59Z")
Ground by Hound ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2021, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3398 "2021-04-24T21:59:37Z")
“Look, guys! A poop making machine! We’ve been doing it the hard way all this time!” ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2021, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3399 "2021-04-24T23:40:44Z")
🎼 You Ain’t Nothin’ but a Ground Dog (Inspired by Prof) ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2021, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3400 "2021-04-25T02:03:01Z")
Unfortunately for everybody else, we seem to be on the same wavelength these days. I like the injection of the macabre into the otherwise weird-but-Betty-Crocker scene. You’re up, **Kent\_Clark!** ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2021, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3401 "2021-04-25T02:57:15Z")
Quite a thrill for a Saturday night at home. Let’s beat the the dog theme to death. . . [![](https://uppy.io/images/blog/30daystoliftoff/day08.jpg) ](https://uppy.io/images/blog/30daystoliftoff/day08.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2021, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3402 "2021-04-25T03:05:59Z")
NASA announces crew for first landing on Sirius, the Dog Star. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2021, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3403 "2021-04-25T03:06:49Z")
NASA is looking for ‘good boys’ with the Right Stuff. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2021, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3404 "2021-04-25T03:22:17Z")
The Poker-Playing Dogs at their Day Jobs ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2021, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3405 "2021-04-25T03:26:57Z")
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