# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 172
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3426 "2021-04-26T13:24:45Z")
This club used to be restricted: No clowns! But how do you say no to a corporate mascot…or a former president? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3427 "2021-04-26T21:40:05Z")
Two All-beef patties, Special Sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, and a HOLE IN ONE, BITCHES!!! ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2021, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3428 "2021-04-26T22:13:59Z")
[PHOTOREDACTED] Sir Ronald thrusts his spear into the neck of the King of Burgers ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2021, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3429 "2021-04-27T10:46:31Z")
Laugh all you want about the clown suit, but my stock options paid for my own private golf course. TAKE THAT WENDY! Yes, these ARE custom-made golf shoes. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2021, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3430 "2021-04-27T21:39:34Z")
FORE! all-beef patties,special sauce, lettus, cheese, pickles, onions… ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2021, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3431 "2021-04-27T23:07:59Z")
A few birdies, but this one gets the eagle: > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > 29 more of him are packed in the nearby golf cart. Next on the tee box is @Knowed_Out ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2021, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3432 "2021-04-28T12:09:13Z")
Woohoo! Let’s go shopping with the prize money! [![](https://images.definition.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/26182505/1200x800__9_.jpg?tr=w-1000,dpr-1,c-at_max) ](https://images.definition.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/26182505/1200x800__9_.jpg?tr=w-1000,dpr-1,c-at_max) ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2021, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3433 "2021-04-28T12:46:11Z")
Paper or plastic? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2021, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3434 "2021-04-28T12:50:34Z")
The Unknown Comic, during off hours ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2021, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3435 "2021-04-28T14:11:20Z")
You’d think _The Gong Show_ would have paid better. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2021, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3436 "2021-04-28T14:28:26Z")
_Who was that masked man?_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2021, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3437 "2021-04-28T14:29:09Z")
Well, if it isn’t the wretched refuse of our teeming shore! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2021, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3438 "2021-04-28T14:30:16Z")
“I’m going to pay you in gum wrappers, okay?” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2021, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3439 "2021-04-28T15:08:19Z")
An example of ineffective COVID-19 masking. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2021, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3440 "2021-04-28T15:49:32Z")
Yes, I do work at the recycling center. How did you know? Identification? You want identification? Let me see… ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2021, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3441 "2021-04-28T21:08:03Z")
Don’t bother with a bag. I’m good. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2021, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3442 "2021-04-28T22:24:22Z")
“How you doing today, sir?” “Man, I’m really bagged.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2021, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3443 "2021-04-28T22:31:23Z")
“Sorry, I’m a little short. I just got sacked.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2021, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3444 "2021-04-29T04:11:17Z")
“Hey, man … like, what’s _your_ bag?” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2021, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3445 "2021-04-29T13:03:54Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > “Sorry, I’m a little short. I just got sacked.” Eh eh eh eh eh! You bagged it Elmer! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=171) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=173)