# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 173
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2021, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3446 "2021-04-29T13:25:05Z")
Okay, [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/60532104e8a78_a9wu7ph90w001__700.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/60532104e8a78_a9wu7ph90w001__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2021, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3447 "2021-04-29T14:22:57Z")
_Teacher-bot:_ “I don’t care if the answer is right or not; I’m hitting him because of that ugly sweater.” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2021, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3448 "2021-04-29T14:26:04Z")
Dyslexia is not allowed. Exterminate! Exterminate! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2021, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3449 "2021-04-29T14:40:50Z")
It was a plan to let extremely fashion-challenged youngsters be trained to lead useful lives. Unfortunately, the head-bopping punishment bots gave it a bad name before it could get off the ground. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2021, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3450 "2021-04-29T15:59:28Z")
We don’t need no education We don’t need no thought control No dark sarcasm in the classroom Teachers leave them kids alone Hey! Teachers! Leave them kids alone! ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2021, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3451 "2021-04-29T16:05:18Z")
In China, pinball machine plays YOU. We proudly prepare our students for life on the cellphone production line. “Dick and Jane” as illustrated by Slug Sigorno ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2021, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3452 "2021-04-29T19:26:04Z")
In the past, “Spare the rod and spoil the child” was seen as a continued maxim into the computer age. In addition, extremely unruly children would be replaced by lookalike robots, and teachers replaced by interchangeable posters. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3453 "2021-04-30T14:09:45Z")
I like the sheer economy of this one: > [@Bonum\_Legatum](#): > > In China, pinball machine plays YOU. You’re up @Bonum_Legatum ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3454 "2021-04-30T15:37:02Z")
Thank you. Let us try this one. (Click on it to see the full image.) [[Album] Mi amiga la vaca! ![](https://i.imgur.com/L4eHerp.jpeg?fb "Mi amiga la vaca!") ](https://imgur.com/gallery/EfEZZ) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3455 "2021-04-30T15:44:33Z")
This little girl is due to inherit all the cows in England. Yes, she’s the London Dairy Heir. ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3456 "2021-04-30T16:03:32Z")
Samantha was a darling child, but eventually developed catastrophic cowlicks. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3457 "2021-04-30T18:38:52Z")
_When you lie down with cows, you wake up with cheese._ ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3458 "2021-04-30T18:41:45Z")
The steaks the next evening were the best she had ever eaten. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3459 "2021-04-30T18:45:21Z")
When Alice woke up, she found her calves chafed. ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3460 "2021-04-30T19:06:25Z")
Anytime someone had a beef with Samantha, they had to answer to Bessie. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3461 "2021-04-30T19:07:46Z")
After losing in court, Mike Lindell switched to a new product line called CowPillow. He attributed his product to bovine inspiration. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3462 "2021-04-30T19:17:24Z")
Who puts the cud in cuddles? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3463 "2021-04-30T20:56:40Z")
Teddy bears were in short supply at Sunnybrook Farm. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3464 "2021-04-30T20:59:46Z")
The size of stuffed animals has really gotten ridiculous. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3465 "2021-04-30T21:03:55Z")
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