# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 174
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3466 "2021-04-30T21:08:34Z")
“Those legs were filling! I’ll take a nap and have the rest for breakfast.” ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2021, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3467 "2021-04-30T22:43:59Z")
“So what if Mary had a little lamb. Let’s see anyone top _ **THIS!** _” _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2021, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3468 "2021-05-01T18:54:45Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > This little girl is due to inherit all the cows in England. Yes, she’s the London Dairy Heir. Londonderry Air, which should not be confused with London derriere. OK Prof. Pepperwinkle, you are up. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2021, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3469 "2021-05-01T19:46:14Z")
Theng Q. Nextes: [![](https://images.hdqwalls.com/wallpapers/bthumb/hulk-vs-spiderman-tx.jpg) ](https://images.hdqwalls.com/wallpapers/bthumb/hulk-vs-spiderman-tx.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2021, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3470 "2021-05-01T20:12:14Z")
“Hulk kick puny Parker back to Sony Universe. Hulk get all reboots now!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2021, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3471 "2021-05-01T21:33:04Z")
> HULK NOT TOTO! WHAT IS KANSAS? (Discourse doesn’t recognize Hulk-speak) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2021, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3472 "2021-05-01T21:35:35Z")
“You need a Snickers bar, M.J.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3473 "2021-05-02T01:24:50Z")
I was just kidding, Dr. Banner!! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3474 "2021-05-02T15:13:06Z")
This is why I place this game: > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > “You need a Snickers bar, M.J.” Take it away, Elmer! ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3475 "2021-05-02T15:16:39Z")
In “The Spirit of the Staircase” Who would have thought that the Hulk suffered from arachnophobia? ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3476 "2021-05-02T15:42:20Z")
More comics… [![](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d7/9f/d8/d79fd8c66762f75a5447e3a14e26aa77.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/d7/9f/d8/d79fd8c66762f75a5447e3a14e26aa77.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3477 "2021-05-02T16:12:27Z")
Clark Kent: “How about some more beans, Mr. Taggert?” Mr. Taggert: “I’d say you’ve had enough!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3478 "2021-05-02T17:51:07Z")
_Ancient Kryptonian Recipe_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3479 "2021-05-02T17:51:23Z")
Supertoe! Stronger than socks! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3480 "2021-05-02T17:52:24Z")
Henry Cavill will appear in _Hillbilly Elegy 2_. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3481 "2021-05-02T18:29:01Z")
“Ummm, Superhorse taste super good.” The actual Fortress of Solitude was NOTHING like the one in the comics. ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3482 "2021-05-02T18:40:50Z")
Somewhere along the line, the ‘O’ in ‘Souperman’ was lost to history. _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3483 "2021-05-02T18:58:08Z")
Meanwhile in Mertropolis, a hobo is flying around and leaping tall buildings after finding one of Brainiac’s mind-swapping devices. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3484 "2021-05-02T19:08:09Z")
Kal-El took a gap year to “find himself” after graduating from Smallville High. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2021, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3485 "2021-05-02T21:13:56Z")
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