# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 186
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2021, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3706 "2021-05-26T02:50:36Z")
🎶 _Listen (oo-wa-oo),_ _Do you wanna know a secret (oo-wa-oo)…_ 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2021, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3707 "2021-05-26T03:04:36Z")
Pumba has herpies - pass it on ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2021, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3708 "2021-05-26T03:08:27Z")
“… and that’s when I found Timon and Pumbaa alone together in the lion’s den!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2021, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3709 "2021-05-26T12:34:01Z")
“Go in peace, my child. I, the Lama of the Meerkat, give you my blessing.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2021, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3710 "2021-05-26T12:56:40Z")
“Hail, Hydra” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2021, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3711 "2021-05-26T15:24:45Z")
“Psst! Your zipper is down.” ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2021, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3712 "2021-05-27T12:20:38Z")
And we have a winner! @Quondam_Mechanic take it away. > [@Quondam\_Mechanic](#): > > Watch your step! I just saw Attenborough getting out of that jeep. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2021, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3713 "2021-05-27T15:02:31Z")
Thanks, **FastDan1**! Sorry for the delay. Keeping up with the silly quadrupeds theme: [https://hips.hearstapps.com/rbk.h-cdn.co/assets/17/35/4000x2666/bear.jpg?resize=980:](https://hips.hearstapps.com/rbk.h-cdn.co/assets/17/35/4000x2666/bear.jpg?resize=980:)\* ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2021, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3714 "2021-05-27T15:40:35Z")
_Legion! Legion! French Foreign Legion!_ ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2021, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3715 "2021-05-27T15:47:49Z")
Mr. Miyagi’s training with Baloo went surprisingly well. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2021, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3716 "2021-05-27T16:35:17Z")
🎶 _"It’s just a jump to the left,_ _And then a step to the right…"_ 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2021, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3717 "2021-05-27T17:05:34Z")
_Oh, I’m a Yummy, tummy, Funny, Lucky Gummy Bear._ _I’m a Jelly bear, Cuz I’m a Gummy bear,_ _Oh I’m a movin’, groovin’, Jammin’, Singin’ Gummy Bear_ Uh, guys? Where’d you go? Guys? ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2021, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3718 "2021-05-27T19:17:51Z")
“Where are the woods? Where are the woods? I can’t just shit anywhere!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2021, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3719 "2021-05-27T19:19:55Z")
These auditions for _Stomp_ are really stressful. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2021, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3720 "2021-05-27T19:21:41Z")
The old saying about how you don’t have to run faster than the bear, just faster than your buddy? Well, it’s about to be tested. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2021, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3721 "2021-05-27T23:48:13Z")
The production of the live-action Yogi Bear movie stalled when they could not find an appropriate bear to play Boo-Boo. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2021, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3722 "2021-05-28T08:11:51Z")
Does a bear Fitbit in the woods? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2021, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3723 "2021-05-28T16:27:37Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > _Oh, I’m a Yummy, tummy, Funny, Lucky Gummy Bear._ > _I’m a Jelly bear, Cuz I’m a Gummy bear,_ > _Oh I’m a movin’, groovin’, Jammin’, Singin’ Gummy Bear_ > > Uh, guys? Where’d you go? Guys? This seems to me to capture the spirit of our ursine friend. **Knowed\_Out** , go for it! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2021, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3724 "2021-05-28T16:54:50Z")
Thank yew, thank yew. Now let’s hear this gentleman’s story. [![](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Zit9SMM.jpg) ](https://theawesomedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Zit9SMM.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2021, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3725 "2021-05-28T17:46:20Z")
Dave’s mom couldn’t understand why he was still single. He had it all! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=185) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=187)