# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 188
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2021, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3746 "2021-05-31T00:01:43Z")
“No thanks! I’ve already been laid.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2021, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3747 "2021-05-31T02:08:35Z")
“Hey sweet thing! Wanna sample my seed?” ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2021, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3748 "2021-05-31T02:23:01Z")
“Hey, Humpty, tonight you want to be more chicken than egg?” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2021, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3749 "2021-05-31T02:34:26Z")
“Please, no more jokes. You’ll crack me up.” ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2021, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3750 "2021-05-31T10:39:52Z")
I know it was a risque joke, but I’m a deviled egg. You forgot the corkscrew? It doesn’t matter dear, we don’t have opposable thumbs. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2021, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3751 "2021-05-31T13:37:12Z")
Shelly had a thing for hard boiled detectives. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2021, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3752 "2021-05-31T14:17:11Z")
And the winner is… > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > No thanks! I’ve already been laid.” Go it, Elmer! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2021, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3753 "2021-05-31T14:31:39Z")
Thanks! [![](https://lizatthebeachhutcom.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/b6.jpg) ](https://lizatthebeachhutcom.files.wordpress.com/2018/05/b6.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2021, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3754 "2021-05-31T14:50:21Z")
"Mommy, what does Billy mean when he says “resistance is futile?” ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2021, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3755 "2021-05-31T16:38:21Z")
My brother took a home study course, and now has a brilliant future in Radio. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2021, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3756 "2021-05-31T17:03:08Z")
The process of adapting Discobot to social media was long and complex. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2021, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3757 "2021-05-31T18:42:18Z")
After watching _The Jetsons_, Minnie asked her father for a robot boyfriend. Great idea, her father thought. He can be programmed to protect her chastity and not get any more intimate than hand holding. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2021, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3758 "2021-06-01T00:20:58Z")
_Not a lot of people know that “Small Wonder” originally included an older brother for Vicki._ ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2021, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3759 "2021-06-01T00:33:54Z")
Noonian Soong’s first handmade Halloween costume. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2021, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3760 "2021-06-01T02:32:51Z")
“He blinded me with science!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2021, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3761 "2021-06-01T12:12:17Z")
He was made for her. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2021, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3762 "2021-06-01T22:14:43Z")
This one gets funnier every time I read it: The winner: > [@Quondam\_Mechanic](#): > > "Mommy, what does Billy mean when he says “resistance is futile?” ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2021, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3763 "2021-06-01T23:00:17Z")
Thanks, **Elmer\_J**! OK, I never think I’ve found a picture as good as the last one, but at least I have no idea what anybody will make of this one. [![](https://rankedbyvotes.com/wp-content/uploads/Changing-Faces.jpg) ](https://rankedbyvotes.com/wp-content/uploads/Changing-Faces.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3764 "2021-06-02T00:49:25Z")
The Suburb of Dr. Moreau ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2021, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3765 "2021-06-02T01:05:43Z")
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