# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 192
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2021, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3826 "2021-06-11T19:40:28Z")
Plenty of great ones, but for the groaner of a pun involved, I’ll have to go with this: > [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Sometimes, international diplomacy requires one to negotiate with some real sons of bitches. Looks like you’re up, @kaylasdad99! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2021, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3827 "2021-06-12T00:21:53Z")
Ta. Have at it. [![](https://i.imgur.com/3N5sU64.jpg) ](https://i.imgur.com/3N5sU64.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2021, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3828 "2021-06-12T00:35:45Z")
Linda Blair’s Horse ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2021, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3829 "2021-06-12T00:36:08Z")
What a race! I didn’t know if I was comin’ or goin’! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2021, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3830 "2021-06-12T13:20:57Z")
“See? I DO know my ass from my elbow!” ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2021, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3831 "2021-06-12T16:10:13Z")
Now watch me whip, now watch me neigh neigh. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2021, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3832 "2021-06-13T03:23:47Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > Linda Blair’s Horse Gotta give it to **needscoffee** for the Exorcist reference. Take it away, **needscoffee**! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2021, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3833 "2021-06-13T05:05:30Z")
Thanks! Here’s one: [![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/vNDFu54.jpeg "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/vNDFu54) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2021, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3834 "2021-06-13T05:54:57Z")
Mr. T and Mrs. R’s ventriloquism act never really took off. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2021, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3835 "2021-06-13T11:30:42Z")
“I ain’t ridin’ no plane Hannibal… hey, where am I?” ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2021, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3836 "2021-06-13T13:05:50Z")
I pity the fool that doesn’t love Christmas. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2021, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3837 "2021-06-14T05:06:58Z")
Boy, slow day! I’m going to call @Elmer_J.Fudd the winner with his ventriloquism reference. All yours, @Elmer_J.Fudd! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2021, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3838 "2021-06-14T14:19:39Z")
Thank you! [![](https://i.pinimg.com/474x/90/fb/20/90fb208213be4edbf878f6c95db3b3c6.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/474x/90/fb/20/90fb208213be4edbf878f6c95db3b3c6.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2021, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3839 "2021-06-14T14:40:24Z")
**Mary Hastur** @queenofallbitches Haterz I no the world doesnt revolve @ me the world is my throne lol ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2021, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3840 "2021-06-14T18:25:39Z")
“EAT ME” was written on the cake, and Alice made a pig of herself. The ending dialogue for the film “White Heat” was originally written for a science-fiction film: “ON TOP OF THE WORLD MA”. (Now if I could only think of a punchline that was about “Saturn Girl” from DC’s Legion Of Super-Heroes.) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2021, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3841 "2021-06-14T22:04:32Z")
> [@Bonum\_Legatum](#): > > (Now if I could only think of a punchline that was about “Saturn Girl” from DC’s Legion Of Super-Heroes.) After XS introduced her line of running shoes, Saturn Girl countered with her own lingerie label. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3842 "2021-06-15T01:31:14Z")
The Miller Brewing Company decided that its “Girl in the Moon” trademark needed updating. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3843 "2021-06-15T03:13:24Z")
When astrologers told me Venus and Saturn were in the same house, this is what I pictured… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3844 "2021-06-15T12:43:24Z")
Give your girl the world, and put a ring on it! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2021, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3845 "2021-06-15T22:21:25Z")
Although I’m disapointed that nobody made a crack about Saturn colliding with Uranus, I’m giving this one to: > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Give your girl the world, and put a ring on it! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=191) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=193)