# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 194
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2021, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3866 "2021-06-19T04:07:41Z")
Thanks! I really thought @Elmer_J.Fudd had mine beat. New pic: [![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/516xDJa.png "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/516xDJa) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2021, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3867 "2021-06-19T04:20:08Z")
The Sleep of Reason Produces Monsters ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2021, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3868 "2021-06-19T10:55:58Z")
“Eleven o’clock and owl’s well” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2021, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3869 "2021-06-19T12:14:57Z")
Lay down with pussycats, wake up with owls… ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2021, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3870 "2021-06-19T12:54:22Z")
Hoo are you? Hoo, hoo,… hoo, hoo ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2021, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3871 "2021-06-19T13:23:12Z")
“Once again. _We_ get the field mice. _You_ get the indoor mice!” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2021, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3872 "2021-06-19T21:15:29Z")
Production of _The Birds_ was so tough on the cast, even Tippi Hedren’s cats had nightmares. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2021, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3873 "2021-06-19T22:19:19Z")
Caught catnapping at the Parliament ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2021, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3874 "2021-06-20T01:42:30Z")
We, the members of the jury, find the defendants… ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2021, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3875 "2021-06-20T01:54:06Z")
All night long, nothin’ but hooters and pussies… ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2021, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3876 "2021-06-20T14:06:30Z")
Tough call! I’m going to go with @Knowed_Out with: > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > “Once again. _We_ get the field mice. _You_ get the indoor mice!” Congrats! You’re up, @Knowed_Out. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2021, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3877 "2021-06-20T16:23:39Z")
Thanks! What is going on in this picture? [![](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2021/05/21/learning/VTS05-24-21LN/VTS05-24-21LN-jumbo.png) ](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2021/05/21/learning/VTS05-24-21LN/VTS05-24-21LN-jumbo.png) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3878 "2021-06-20T17:26:44Z")
The Elite Safety Patrol of Beijing PS 77. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2021, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3879 "2021-06-20T17:28:30Z")
_Kindergarten Cop 2_ ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2021, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3880 "2021-06-21T09:59:45Z")
_Mall Cop 3 - Paul Blart Goes to China_. Studio’s tryouts for the kid sidekick. “Children, this is how WE handle crowd control for Black Friday.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2021, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3881 "2021-06-22T00:53:29Z")
You win **Bonum**! ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2021, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3882 "2021-06-22T11:13:20Z")
Thank you. I expected “Kintergarden Cop 2” to make a clean sweep. Since the high summer months are coming, here’s something to cool you down. Snow in Texas. [![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/Wr9pMKJ.jpeg ""Christmas lights still glowing beneath the snow in Midland TX" by txweathergirl...") ](https://imgur.com/gallery/Wr9pMKJ) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2021, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3883 "2021-06-22T11:19:53Z")
“Dad, your ride to Cancun is here.” ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2021, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3884 "2021-06-22T12:53:58Z")
Son: Dad, it snowed last night! Dad: Get my gun. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2021, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3885 "2021-06-22T16:09:39Z")
Damnit, Buford! I told you you were drunk when you were trying to put them lights up! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=193) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=195)