# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 198
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2021, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3946 "2021-06-30T19:47:58Z")
Jerry could have sworn that the CDC suggested that you stay 6 CENTIMETERS away from others… ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2021, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3947 "2021-06-30T19:56:12Z")
No ma, I ain’t been anywhere near the porcupine farm. Why do you ask? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2021, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3948 "2021-06-30T21:28:05Z")
Honorable mention to the balloon popping contest one, but for whatever reason I couldn’t stop giggling at this: > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > James Franco’s wedding tuxedo Over to you, **Knowed\_Out**. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3949 "2021-07-01T00:41:51Z")
OK, let’s think cool thoughts to fight the heat wave. [![](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2016/09/22/learning/VTS04-08-13LN2/VTS04-08-13LN2-superJumbo.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp&disable=upscale) ](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2016/09/22/learning/VTS04-08-13LN2/VTS04-08-13LN2-superJumbo.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp&disable=upscale) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3950 "2021-07-01T00:57:21Z")
Jake knew he needed to get all the sheep from their burrow before the first thaw mildewed their fleece. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3951 "2021-07-01T01:52:08Z")
“C’mon, guys, don’t play innocent - where’d you hide my crook?!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3952 "2021-07-01T01:54:15Z")
I know turnaround is fair play, but those sheep shouldn’t have left that shepherd like that after having their way with him. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3953 "2021-07-01T04:48:21Z")
“The hell with shepherding–let’s build a snow fort!” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3954 "2021-07-01T04:55:21Z")
“Oh, bother.” ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3955 "2021-07-01T11:16:42Z")
When Father Joseph came over the ridge, he found that changing the St. Bernard rescue dogs for rescue sheep wasn’t such a good idea. The sheep just drank up the casks of whiskey, and didn’t help the victim at all. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3956 "2021-07-01T11:20:15Z")
Lobby poster for the movie “Paintballer - Revenge of the Sheep”. (Yeah - I know what the pink butts really mean.) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3957 "2021-07-01T15:31:18Z")
(not in play) And for those of you us with your minds in the gutter, the pink butts really mean that a ram wearing a breeding belt that leaves a chalk mark has mated with her ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3958 "2021-07-01T16:40:35Z")
Jerry Lundergaard’s attempt to be a rancher didn’t work out, either. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3959 "2021-07-01T21:11:14Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > I know turnaround is fair play, but those sheep shouldn’t have left that shepherd like that after having their way with him. I think bestiality is funny, so you win. Kill that wabbit, Elmer! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3960 "2021-07-01T21:26:30Z")
Let’s stick with the bovine theme… [![](https://64.media.tumblr.com/91b96a4a8d86caf4fd2feea5ae1ec7f2/tumblr_ot9e7vJ6Uz1sndzdgo2_500.jpg) ](https://64.media.tumblr.com/91b96a4a8d86caf4fd2feea5ae1ec7f2/tumblr_ot9e7vJ6Uz1sndzdgo2_500.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3961 "2021-07-01T21:45:55Z")
Hal, you are not the G.O.A.T. Just open the stupid pod bay doors. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2021, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3962 "2021-07-01T22:08:18Z")
This goat is a goat - of furry coat. And no one talk to a goat of note. That is, of course, unless the goat is the famous Mr. Naany. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2021, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3963 "2021-07-02T00:57:54Z")
“So how are you getting along with the natives?” “Baaaaaadly.” ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2021, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3964 "2021-07-02T01:48:46Z")
“Lieutenant, I don’t quite know how to tell you this, but I think something may have gone wrong with your transporter-beam transfer.” ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2021, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/3965 "2021-07-02T10:54:56Z")
Sadly, the 1960’s version of Goat Simulator failed to catch on due to its lack of portability. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=197) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=199)