# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Paintcharge](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paintcharge/32/7946_2.png) [@Paintcharge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paintcharge)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2020, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/21 "2020-07-20T20:53:50Z")
At dawn, we ride!! ---
**Author:** ![Danny\_Hammer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c4cdca/32.png) [@Danny\_Hammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danny_Hammer)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2020, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/22 "2020-07-20T21:37:37Z")
“I’m lookin’ for the man who shot my paw!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2020, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/23 "2020-07-20T23:03:21Z")
Thank you, Placebo, for putting up the picture! I enjoyed all the contributions, but the winner is: Danny\_Hammer: “I’m lookin’ for the man who shot my paw!” runner-up, needscoffee: Charging through the bamboo jungles on his valiant steed, Ling Ling heroically slays the evil Genghis Khan and singlehandedly defeats the Mongols to the acclaim of all his people! It’s Hammer time. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/24 "2020-07-21T03:39:31Z")
Congratulations @Danny_Hammer! We can’t wait to caption the next picture. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Danny\_Hammer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c4cdca/32.png) [@Danny\_Hammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danny_Hammer)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/25 "2020-07-21T10:39:32Z")
Let me know if you can’t see it: > **[19-B96112-C76-E-42-AB-ADE8-A5545-B89-E14-E hosted at ImgBB](https://ibb.co/JBpzx7Z)** > > Image 19-B96112-C76-E-42-AB-ADE8-A5545-B89-E14-E hosted in ImgBB ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/26 "2020-07-21T10:47:43Z")
Click here if you want to see a larger version. 🙂 > **[contest hosted at ImgBB](https://ibb.co/fYDSbJk)** > > Image contest hosted in ImgBB * * * ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/27 "2020-07-21T10:56:27Z")
The fabled race between the Tortoise and the Hare…Krishna. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/28 "2020-07-21T11:04:08Z")
> [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > The fabled race between the Tortoise and the Hare…Krishna. - Won in one. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/29 "2020-07-21T11:16:51Z")
_“Can you show me the way to Florida, please?”_ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/30 "2020-07-21T11:27:31Z")
_Over the Hedge. Twenty Years After._ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/31 "2020-07-21T15:49:14Z")
Ping had been clinically depressed, and then he got a patented emotional support tortoise. Get yours today! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2020, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/32 "2020-07-21T16:16:20Z")
So then I says to the hare, I says – wait, Ping, what did you say you were bringing to your mom’s soup pot-luck? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/33 "2020-07-22T03:33:48Z")
“We’ll take 30 heads of lettuce, 50 heads of bok choy, and 20,000 crickets.” ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/34 "2020-07-22T03:49:24Z")
_“Don’t talk to me about old age, young man.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Danny\_Hammer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c4cdca/32.png) [@Danny\_Hammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danny_Hammer)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/35 "2020-07-22T14:33:33Z")
Many worthy entries, but the clear winner is **Elmer J Fudd** with _“The fabled race between the Tortoise and the Hare…Krishna.”_ ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/36 "2020-07-22T14:50:47Z")
Yes, **Elmer J Fudd** ’s was brilliant! **Quondam\_Mechanic** ’s was equally wonderful. I don’ t even know why I bothered to submit an entry. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/37 "2020-07-22T14:55:13Z")
I agree on the Fudd. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/38 "2020-07-22T15:04:06Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > I don’ t even know why I bothered to submit an entry. It’s entertaining though. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/39 "2020-07-22T15:26:37Z")
Congratulations @Elmer_J.Fudd ! Please post the next picture to caption. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2020, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/40 "2020-07-22T17:07:25Z")
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