# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/381 "2020-08-10T20:23:29Z")
_“And that’s the way you do a Hamill camel!”_ ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2020, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/382 "2020-08-10T20:32:32Z")
_“You wanted camoflage?? I thought you asked for camel floss!!”_ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/383 "2020-08-11T04:15:29Z")
Hi, everyone. The 24-hour period has passed and it is time to declare the winner. With so many good entries, it is difficult to pick the best one. After a careful analysis and deliberation I have decided that **Elmer\_J.Fudd** wins with _“Now, where is that needle…?”_ This caption made me chuckle and I also like the way it evokes the ethos of the world in the picture, despite the presence of pickups and cranes. Congratulations, @Elmer_J.Fudd! Please post the next picture to caption. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2020, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/384 "2020-08-11T04:52:07Z")
Thanks PlaceboTarget! [![Google Photos](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/ZWs0WF6P7HjPeSPEmiW-1Eosv5ltcRnDXBJLzOXnO__rAe2NSh10j92zDs2QiC5FMbfpAQcCJOJuUgscH2RwTm9jM3zU4Ip6Unq6hqvRaItat3EqRCzjAw4XJQpEzjgiSAgBXnM3oYg=w497-h315-p-k "New item by Tim O") ](https://photos.app.goo.gl/4Ju6R9RSrSuhQBEF9) ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2020, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/385 "2020-08-11T11:38:14Z")
“…I said; Hands up! Now!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2020, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/386 "2020-08-11T12:35:16Z")
_There’s a snake in my boot!_ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2020, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/387 "2020-08-11T12:37:16Z")
_“It was Grinch, I swear!”_ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2020, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/388 "2020-08-11T13:49:02Z")
_“And God forbid I’ll find that rattle on you…”_ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2020, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/389 "2020-08-11T16:01:23Z")
I’m going to ask you one more time. Did…you…build…this…train? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2020, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/390 "2020-08-11T16:02:02Z")
The latest holiday blockbuster:Snake With A Train. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2020, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/391 "2020-08-11T16:03:05Z")
If you ever want to see this train roll down the track, you’ll tell me what you did with my elves! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2020, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/392 "2020-08-11T16:03:52Z")
_Drat! Now I have to go back to Halloweentown and punch Jack in the head again!_ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2020, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/393 "2020-08-11T17:24:40Z")
_“It’s Mushu to you, old man. You shoot me and you can kiss your Chinese toy suppliers good bye.”_ ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2020, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/394 "2020-08-12T00:19:20Z")
“I’m sick of all these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking stocking!” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2020, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/395 "2020-08-12T00:21:59Z")
“Not a creature was stirring, not even an asp.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2020, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/396 "2020-08-12T00:22:00Z")
_This’ll teach you to hiss at Kris!_ ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2020, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/398 "2020-08-12T02:10:19Z")
You’ve got to ask yourself one question: ‘Do I feel Christmassy?’ Well, do you, snake? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2020, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/399 "2020-08-12T02:35:14Z")
SANTA RIDES AGAIN: Santa Claus is comin’ to town to clean up the varmints on his naughty list. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2020, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/400 "2020-08-12T05:00:32Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > “I’m sick of all these motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking stocking!” That’s our winner! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2020, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/401 "2020-08-12T05:12:37Z")
Thanks! There were a lot of great answers to this picture. I’ll post a pic in a minute… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=19) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=21)