# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 203
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4046 "2021-07-16T08:44:56Z")
“Vaccines? We don’t need no steenkin’ vaccines!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4047 "2021-07-16T10:31:50Z")
Weekly World News headline: I ESCAPED WUHAN LABS ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4048 "2021-07-16T12:57:03Z")
Vaccination encouragement campaign – Worst campaign mascot EVER. OK - I was vaccinated. \*Can we please go to the dog park now? \*Can I visit that cute poodle across the street now? \*Can I sniff that hydrant without you getting all bent out of shape? (Feel free to add your own…) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4049 "2021-07-16T13:52:08Z")
This explains Missouri’s vaccine hesitancy. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4050 "2021-07-16T14:00:34Z")
It’ll be a hit! It’ll be sort of a cross between _Dr. Pol_ and _The Walking Dead_! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4051 "2021-07-16T15:05:03Z")
_Stiiiimpy, it’s time for your iiinsulin!_ ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4052 "2021-07-16T15:07:21Z")
Better get this done before I wander off for the weekend, so out of the plethora of entertaining responses the winner is: > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Weekly World News headline: I ESCAPED WUHAN LABS ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4053 "2021-07-16T20:18:03Z")
Happy gyrating! [![](https://www.gutenberg.org/files/13648/13648-h/images/264.gif) ](https://www.gutenberg.org/files/13648/13648-h/images/264.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4054 "2021-07-16T20:45:38Z")
Mort Walker made several attempts before settling on an army theme for “Beetle Bailey”. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4055 "2021-07-16T21:21:44Z")
Fiddle-de-dee, Oh fiddle-de-dee, the fly has married the bumblebee. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4056 "2021-07-16T23:04:40Z")
[And all the girlies say I’m pretty white for a fly guy…](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AltMeuPkWRs) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2021, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4057 "2021-07-16T23:52:28Z")
“I know it’s date night, dear, but shouldn’t we call the sitter and check on the maggots?” ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4058 "2021-07-17T02:18:55Z")
_After several hundred tweaks, Seth Brundle finally got his happy ending._ ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2021, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4059 "2021-07-17T02:55:02Z")
Although the filmed Jitterbug sequence in _The Wizard of Oz_ has been lost, the storyboards have survived. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2021, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4060 "2021-07-18T15:54:58Z")
The fly’s dancing is okay, but that guy’s lousy. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2021, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4061 "2021-07-18T15:55:48Z")
There Was An Old Person Of The Skye, Who Waltzed With A Bluebottle Fly ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2021, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4062 "2021-07-18T17:59:46Z")
After coming in to the parlor, the fly suddenly realized that her dance partner was a spider in disguise. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2021, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4063 "2021-07-18T18:03:45Z")
It’s not easy to be the bee’s knees when your fly is open. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2021, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4064 "2021-07-18T18:25:40Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > And all the girlies say I’m pretty white for a fly guy… Undulate away, Gyrate! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2021, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4065 "2021-07-19T08:08:25Z")
Mmmm… [![](https://mitchteemley.files.wordpress.com/2020/06/funny-weird-picture-27.jpg) ](https://mitchteemley.files.wordpress.com/2020/06/funny-weird-picture-27.jpg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=202) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=204)