# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 207
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2021, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4126 "2021-07-28T16:34:23Z")
Why, thanks! (I thought Winston’s was funnier, myself.) [![](https://rlv.zcache.com/cute_chipmunk_with_funny_money_piggy_bank_picture_poster-r163b2213bde64a8ab5fa65fdfd06765e_agorb_8byvr_540.jpg) ](https://rlv.zcache.com/cute_chipmunk_with_funny_money_piggy_bank_picture_poster-r163b2213bde64a8ab5fa65fdfd06765e_agorb_8byvr_540.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2021, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4127 "2021-07-28T16:39:40Z")
The really hard part will be breaking open the piggy in the winter. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2021, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4128 "2021-07-28T18:23:47Z")
He’s just nuts about saving. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2021, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4129 "2021-07-28T18:26:15Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Why, thanks! (I thought Winston’s was funnier, myself.) (not an entry) I thought it was funny because I had been doing my best to downvote any mention of Brittany Spears from my news feed, and she wouldn’t go away. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2021, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4130 "2021-07-28T21:20:05Z")
_Before I complete this transaction, I’d like to make sure that this is an interest-bearing account._ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2021, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4131 "2021-07-29T00:05:35Z")
Google “How to stick my nuts in a pig”. I dare you! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2021, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4132 "2021-07-29T02:01:11Z")
Don’t laugh. Pig + Squirrel = Pearl. ---
**Author:** ![LegendHasit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/legendhasit/32/8246_2.png) [@LegendHasit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LegendHasit)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2021, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4133 "2021-07-29T08:41:00Z")
Legume withdrawals are the worst kind of addiction for timber tigers. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2021, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4134 "2021-07-29T08:53:02Z")
“I’m sorry but we only accept fruit, not nuts. This is a currant account.” That’s probably only funny in the UK, where checking accounts are called “current accounts” as opposed to savings accounts. But I’m going with it anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2021, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4135 "2021-07-29T12:24:25Z")
When you are not the pack’s alpha male, you take whatever partner is available. This romance was doomed from the start. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2021, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4136 "2021-07-29T13:04:11Z")
I chuckled over many, but the most iconic, IMO, is: > [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > He’s just nuts about saving. Take it away, **Stainless**! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2021, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4137 "2021-07-29T13:10:48Z")
I really didn’t expect to win, but since I did, let’s try this one: [![](https://images.moneycontrol.com/static-mcnews/2021/04/RTXBSBDN_.jpg) ](https://images.moneycontrol.com/static-mcnews/2021/04/RTXBSBDN_.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2021, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4138 "2021-07-29T13:31:06Z")
It’s dog o’clock somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2021, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4139 "2021-07-29T13:39:29Z")
Rejected porn parodies: “Cujo: The Gloryhole” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2021, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4140 "2021-07-29T13:45:08Z")
Young trophy hunters have to start somewhere… ---
**Author:** ![I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/i_love_me_vol.i/32/521_2.png) [@I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.I](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Love_Me_Vol.I)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2021, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4141 "2021-07-29T14:02:56Z")
Li’l dude… could you slather my neck in Crisco or something? …It worked last time… ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2021, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4142 "2021-07-29T14:03:40Z")
“Oh, bother!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2021, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4143 "2021-07-29T14:24:45Z")
When the dog wants to come in, he’s going to! ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2021, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4144 "2021-07-29T14:40:51Z")
ARGH, I’ll be he will name me “Daisy”. Another entry in the Roto-Rooter Hall of Fame. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2021, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4145 "2021-07-29T15:46:05Z")
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