# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 208
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2021, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4146 "2021-07-29T15:50:53Z")
All in all, it’s just another lick in the wall. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2021, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4147 "2021-07-30T01:24:04Z")
HEEEEEEEERE’S Rover! ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2021, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4148 "2021-07-30T09:58:14Z")
Sorry for the typo: ARGH! I’ll **bet** he will name me “Daisy”. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2021, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4149 "2021-07-30T19:51:08Z")
Some great ones, I was going to go with I\_Love\_Me\_Vol.1, but then Fast Dan swooped in with: > [@FastDan1](#): > > All in all, it’s just another lick in the wall. And that just got me in the right spot. So take it away, @FastDan1 ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2021, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4150 "2021-07-30T20:53:40Z")
Thanks! Let’s try this… [![](https://i.imgur.com/FMNa74D.jpg) ](https://i.imgur.com/FMNa74D.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2021, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4151 "2021-07-30T21:45:00Z")
“You mean this was supposed to be a running race? I thought it was the tae-kwon-do final.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2021, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4152 "2021-07-30T22:23:26Z")
Converting the Olympic biathlon into a pure track and field sport required more adjustments than expected. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2021, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4153 "2021-07-30T22:41:32Z")
Olympians, behold your queen! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2021, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4154 "2021-07-31T02:23:25Z")
“Sorry, I didn’t realize sashimi would give me gas.” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2021, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4155 "2021-07-31T07:04:11Z")
“Dammit, Bill, I can’t work with these people! Either you get a better choreographer, or hold more auditions, or both; but if you insist on me working with these losers, I’ll be talking to my lawyer and my agent, in that order!” ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2021, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4156 "2021-07-31T12:38:27Z")
The entire relay race team was disqualified because she had an unapproved company sponsor. Tony Stark’s designs for the Iron Lady power suits were a lot skimpier. But the villains were still vanquished. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2021, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4157 "2021-07-31T14:36:03Z")
Do but think I need a shower? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2021, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4158 "2021-07-31T21:29:34Z")
Okay. . . Who farted? ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4159 "2021-08-01T00:02:29Z")
Winner, winner… > [@Spoons](#): > > “You mean this was supposed to be a running race? I thought it was the tae-kwon-do final.” @Spoons you’re up. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4160 "2021-08-01T02:19:59Z")
Thanks! In keeping with the Olympic theme, let’s see what you folks can do with this: [![](https://www.cbc.ca/cbckids/olympics/rio2016/content/the_feed/funny2_gymnastics-min.jpg) ](https://www.cbc.ca/cbckids/olympics/rio2016/content/the_feed/funny2_gymnastics-min.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4161 "2021-08-01T03:38:41Z")
Thank god she has muscle memory. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4162 "2021-08-01T05:14:03Z")
What a mindless sport… ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4163 "2021-08-01T11:11:20Z")
New Olympic sport: sideways h posing ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4164 "2021-08-01T12:35:34Z")
…and they said she’d never get ahead in the Olympics… ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2021, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4165 "2021-08-01T13:01:55Z")
The Olympics haven’t were never the same after they OK’d genetic engineering in 2050. With apologies to Robert Minor: “At last, the perfect athlete.” > **["AT LAST A PERFECT SOLDIER!" : LA IMC](https://la.indymedia.org/news/2002/05/16866.php)** > > The Los Angeles Independent Media Center publishes progressive activist news in Los Angeles and including parts of Ventura, Santa Barbara, Riverside, and Orange counties. Leftist perspectives, including social democrat, anarchist, communist,... [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=207) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=209)