# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 213
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2021, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4246 "2021-08-14T00:24:00Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Uh… look! It’s Santa Claus! And he’s got a dead snake!   Lol!! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2021, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4247 "2021-08-14T12:59:51Z")
The winner: > [@LegendHasit](#): > > Skate on over for our Baboons n’ Balloons! Plus, you’ll go ape for our palm readings. ---
**Author:** ![LegendHasit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/legendhasit/32/8246_2.png) [@LegendHasit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LegendHasit)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2021, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4248 "2021-08-14T21:48:47Z")
[![](https://www.rd.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/19_Hilarious-Photos-that-Will-Get-You-Through-the-Week_3117111_george-green.jpg?resize=700,466) ](https://www.rd.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/19_Hilarious-Photos-that-Will-Get-You-Through-the-Week_3117111_george-green.jpg?resize=700,466) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2021, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4249 "2021-08-14T21:52:36Z")
Welp, now I’m udderly de-fenceless. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2021, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4250 "2021-08-14T21:52:46Z")
Oh, moo. Just… moo. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2021, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4251 "2021-08-14T21:53:02Z")
Hey, look, there’s Santa Claus with a dead snake. Moo. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2021, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4252 "2021-08-14T23:08:27Z")
Didn’t there used to be a gate here? I distinctly remember there being a gate here! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2021, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4253 "2021-08-14T23:21:22Z")
Here’s what really happened when the cow tried to jump over the moon. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2021, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4254 "2021-08-15T00:29:41Z")
In the bovine world, it’s known as Uddergate. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2021, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4255 "2021-08-15T00:40:04Z")
“Try and tip me now, punks!” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2021, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4256 "2021-08-15T01:31:03Z")
“Give it up, Bessie. You’ll never make the show jumping event at the Olympics.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2021, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4257 "2021-08-15T14:19:20Z")
Here, have a half-a heifer. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2021, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4258 "2021-08-15T18:39:47Z")
Elsie was on the fence over whether or not to follow the chicken. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2021, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4259 "2021-08-15T19:35:31Z")
Who the in the Sam-Tarnation showed Elsie a pilates workout video? ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2021, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4260 "2021-08-16T00:29:14Z")
On second thought, doing teleportation experiments on a cow wasn’t such a great idea after all. ---
**Author:** ![LegendHasit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/legendhasit/32/8246_2.png) [@LegendHasit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LegendHasit)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2021, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4261 "2021-08-16T11:04:46Z")
> [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > Here’s what really happened when the cow tried to jump over the moon. Take it @Dr.Winston_OBoogie ---
**Author:** ![LegendHasit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/legendhasit/32/8246_2.png) [@LegendHasit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LegendHasit)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2021, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4262 "2021-08-16T11:05:59Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > Elsie was on the fence over whether or not to follow the chicken. 2nd @needscoffee ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2021, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4263 "2021-08-16T18:12:54Z")
Thx. give me a few to find something. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2021, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4264 "2021-08-16T18:17:23Z")
I think I found something … [![](https://thepopularlist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/funny-weird-wtf-stock-photos-28-5a3a5b135f099__700.jpg) ](https://thepopularlist.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/funny-weird-wtf-stock-photos-28-5a3a5b135f099__700.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2021, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4265 "2021-08-16T18:20:07Z")
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