# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 214
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2021, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4266 "2021-08-16T18:39:59Z")
And now, the less famous Egg Fu Old ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2021, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4267 "2021-08-16T18:40:55Z")
This isn’t how reincarnation is supposed to work. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2021, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4268 "2021-08-16T19:28:24Z")
Wonder Woman’s nemesis Egg Fu wound up in the old age home, er carton. So I says to the wizard, “Go ahead, put the chicken curse on me. I dare you.” Another sign that this carton has passed it’s sell by date. ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2021, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4269 "2021-08-16T23:05:41Z")
Where did the walrus go? Goo goo g’joob. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2021, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4270 "2021-08-17T01:17:43Z")
“Welcome to Charles Eggsavier School of Mutants, Eggs Men.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2021, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4271 "2021-08-17T15:08:05Z")
The first North Korean attempt to replicate the “Alien” egg was not a success… ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2021, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4272 "2021-08-17T20:02:06Z")
> [@FastDan1](#): > > Goo goo g’joob. gezundheit. (5 points to anyone who gets the reference) Let’s give the win to > [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#): > > The first North Korean attempt to replicate the “Alien” egg was not a success… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2021, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4273 "2021-08-17T20:21:09Z")
Catherwood the Butler saith it. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2021, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4274 "2021-08-18T00:50:22Z")
Thank you good Doctor. Been out coaching youth soccer for awhile and just getting back. So let’s try this one: [https://www.fbchain.com/hs-fs/hubfs/Blog%20images/odd-teeth-sprockets.png?width=1250&name=odd-teeth-sprockets.png](https://www.fbchain.com/hs-fs/hubfs/Blog%20images/odd-teeth-sprockets.png?width=1250&name=odd-teeth-sprockets.png) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2021, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4275 "2021-08-18T00:54:49Z")
“This new toof is so purty I knocked out mah other teef to show it off more!” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2021, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4276 "2021-08-18T15:12:57Z")
You’ve heard of the one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest? This is the one-toothed man at an apple eating contest! … Or, to quote the Kentucky Fried Movie, This man is tough and ruthless. This man is rough and toothless. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2021, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4277 "2021-08-18T16:16:36Z")
Good to the last tooth. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4278 "2021-08-19T00:32:36Z")
Well, not the most successful entry. I’m tempted to give it to Dr. Winston for the Kentucky Fried Movie reference, but he was just before me, so by the tenets of ‘change is good’, I hereby promote Knowed Out for: > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > “This new toof is so purty I knocked out mah other teef to show it off more!” Take it away, KO. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4279 "2021-08-19T01:55:28Z")
Thanks SSRat. This one has me asking “why?” [![](https://wl-brightside.cf.tsp.li/resize/728x/jpg/7cf/808/213a4a5b0196afb7647ece27eb.jpg) ](https://wl-brightside.cf.tsp.li/resize/728x/jpg/7cf/808/213a4a5b0196afb7647ece27eb.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4280 "2021-08-19T02:53:56Z")
Here, have a seat! ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4281 "2021-08-19T04:17:13Z")
Come on down to **Chairs, Chairs, Chairs, Chairs, Chairs** and get yourself a new chair! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4282 "2021-08-19T04:19:11Z")
So you had to put that one last chair on the roof, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4283 "2021-08-19T05:01:36Z")
Collecting items for the annual chairity auction was going well. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4284 "2021-08-19T05:13:36Z")
This standing desk fad has gone too far! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4285 "2021-08-19T06:31:15Z")
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