# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 215
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4286 "2021-08-19T13:01:50Z")
Yes, it’s chairs all the way down. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4287 "2021-08-19T13:02:09Z")
The tables are two blocks to the east. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4288 "2021-08-19T14:14:13Z")
We’ve discovered where the chairs go after each round of Musical Chairs; now we just need to find where all of the missing socks end up. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4289 "2021-08-19T14:55:25Z")
…and this here’s the County Seat. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4290 "2021-08-19T15:01:46Z")
Stop asking Amelia Bedelia to “take a seat!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4291 "2021-08-19T18:40:38Z")
The winnah… > [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > We’ve discovered where the chairs go after each round of Musical Chairs; now we just need to find where all of the missing socks end up. Honorable mention, because I had to look it up to get the joke. > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Stop asking Amelia Bedelia to “take a seat!” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4292 "2021-08-19T19:00:47Z")
Thank you. And now, for something completely different: [![](https://i1.wp.com/bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/imagesramen-noodlehead.jpg?w=630&ssl=1) ](https://i1.wp.com/bitsandpieces.us/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/imagesramen-noodlehead.jpg?w=630&ssl=1) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4293 "2021-08-19T19:02:11Z")
Ramen-Man did not make the cut for The Avengers movie series. ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4294 "2021-08-19T19:29:27Z")
May I present the newly elected president of Chiastan. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4295 "2021-08-19T22:15:38Z")
A member of Japan’s newest superhero team: the Ra-Men. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2021, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4296 "2021-08-19T22:18:05Z")
Now _you_ can become your very own Chia Pet! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2021, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4297 "2021-08-20T01:22:22Z")
Li had been warned that what he was about to see would curl his hair, but he never expected this! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2021, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4298 "2021-08-20T01:23:15Z")
Sure, when he does it, he’s a fashion model, but when I do it, I’m a rug muncher! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2021, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4299 "2021-08-20T03:46:22Z")
This is what happens when you spend too much time noodling around on the piano. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2021, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4300 "2021-08-20T04:39:10Z")
I see the Pastafarians have made inroads in Asia. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2021, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4301 "2021-08-20T10:12:55Z")
The gang all laughed when they replaced Brad’s hairspray with a can of Silly String. Bizarro recipe tip: If you don’t have a colander handy, drain the pasta by placing it on your head for two minutes. Serve immediately. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2021, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4302 "2021-08-20T12:16:34Z")
The wet head is dead! Long live the dry look. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2021, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4303 "2021-08-20T19:37:37Z")
The CIA’s radio waves were getting through my foil-lined hat. But now I feel protected with my NoodleShield. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2021, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4304 "2021-08-20T19:42:46Z")
I have much respect for The Flying Spaghetti Monster, so we’ll give the win to > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > I see the Pastafarians have made inroads in Asia. OK, Elmer, I know you own a mansion and a yacht, do you own a good picture? ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2021, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4305 "2021-08-20T19:59:57Z")
> [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > OK, Elmer, I know you own a mansion and a yacht, do you own a good picture? A few selfies, in fact: [![](https://cdn.comicsverse.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2017/06/BATMAN-ELMER-FUDD-1-788x1200.jpg) ](https://cdn.comicsverse.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2017/06/BATMAN-ELMER-FUDD-1-788x1200.jpg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=214) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=216)