# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 219
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2021, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4366 "2021-08-29T18:00:58Z")
I didn’t do it! I was framed! If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times: The dog door is at the FRONT of the house and the horse door is at the BACK of the house. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2021, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4367 "2021-08-29T20:09:04Z")
Hi, I’m Trixie, you’re old fox terrier who tied and has been reincarnated! Got any apples? ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2021, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4368 "2021-08-29T22:19:06Z")
“We don’t make mistakes, just happy little accidents.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2021, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4369 "2021-08-30T00:42:04Z")
I’d like to speak to Willlllllll-burrrrrrrrr ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2021, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4370 "2021-08-30T14:11:05Z")
Weather Report: It’s a little colt outside. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2021, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4371 "2021-08-30T15:12:24Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Hi, I’m Trixie, your old fox terrier who died and has been reincarnated! Got any apples? Despite the corrections, this one crosses the line first! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2021, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4372 "2021-08-30T15:59:20Z")
Yay! [I have to start proofreading my stuff.] Given the weather of late… [![](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.kaGObkGKgIgUcdJFnNTdhwHaHe?pid=ImgDet&rs=1) ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.kaGObkGKgIgUcdJFnNTdhwHaHe?pid=ImgDet&rs=1) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2021, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4373 "2021-08-30T17:11:40Z")
Ben and Jerry’s new ice cream flavor - Burn in Hell for All Eternity Cherry ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2021, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4374 "2021-08-30T17:25:47Z")
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**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2021, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4375 "2021-08-30T18:08:24Z")
Exhibit A: Consumer Product Safety Commission vs. Harvey Comics. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2021, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4376 "2021-08-30T23:17:37Z")
Finally, a cure for brain-freeze. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2021, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4377 "2021-08-31T12:09:23Z")
Well done, Mr. Fudd! > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Finally, a cure for brain-freeze. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2021, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4378 "2021-08-31T15:27:38Z")
Okay, [![](https://lh5.ggpht.com/_hVOW2U7K4-M/SaDnbMhAtvI/AAAAAAAA6r8/I53SgwBv8Vw/s640/wethaerhadfrd.jpg) ](https://lh5.ggpht.com/_hVOW2U7K4-M/SaDnbMhAtvI/AAAAAAAA6r8/I53SgwBv8Vw/s640/wethaerhadfrd.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2021, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4379 "2021-08-31T15:51:02Z")
You’re a long way from Fantasy Land, amigo. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2021, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4380 "2021-08-31T16:09:39Z")
Ola, it’s Reality! You wait in line and pay good money for an experience not nearly as good as you thought it would be, and when it’s over you’re right back where you started, but with a little less money. Reality! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2021, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4381 "2021-08-31T16:25:06Z")
The neighborhood open-house tour misspelled “Realty”. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2021, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4382 "2021-08-31T21:38:46Z")
South of the Border’s new attraction for couples whose honeymoon is over. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2021, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4383 "2021-09-02T03:03:49Z")
All amusement parks should be this honest: > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Ola, it’s Reality! You wait in line and pay good money for an experience not nearly as good as you thought it would be, and when it’s over you’re right back where you started, but with a little less money. Reality! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2021, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4384 "2021-09-02T12:51:19Z")
Thanks! This one’s from this years comedy wildlife photos contest: [![](https://www.shop.comedywildlifephoto.com/images/gallery/1/00003371/00328745_3840.jpg?v=1630483693) ](https://www.shop.comedywildlifephoto.com/images/gallery/1/00003371/00328745_3840.jpg?v=1630483693) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2021, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4385 "2021-09-02T13:21:31Z")
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