# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 222
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2021, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4426 "2021-09-08T14:09:26Z")
It was just beginning to dawn on Santa that Polka might have been a bad influence on the elves, ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2021, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4427 "2021-09-08T18:24:09Z")
We are Sex Bah-Bomb. We’re here to play and depress you for Christmas and stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2021, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4428 "2021-09-09T00:09:00Z")
“Have a Millennial Polka Christmas” was the worst selling album of 2019. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2021, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4429 "2021-09-09T00:16:04Z")
@FastDan1 had the most interesting take on the theme. Take it away Danny boy! > [@FastDan1](#): > > “Chuck! Chuck, it’s Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Berry. You know that new sound you’re looking for? Well, **don’t** listen to this!” ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2021, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4430 "2021-09-09T00:48:43Z")
Since it’s Star Trek Day, next up is… [[Album] imgur.com ![](https://i.imgur.com/DqfK51t.jpeg?fb "imgur.com") ](https://imgur.com/a/5l2WzRO) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2021, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4431 "2021-09-09T01:21:43Z")
IT’S NOT A TOUPEE! (Authors note - yes, it was.) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2021, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4432 "2021-09-09T01:34:51Z")
Shatner’s recitation of “Seasons in the Sun” is _intense_. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2021, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4433 "2021-09-09T03:17:34Z")
Nimoy! You and your “Vulcan hot sauce!” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2021, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4434 "2021-09-09T03:50:24Z")
Hang on … one of the Godfather actors is watching us film? _CAANNN!_ ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2021, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4435 "2021-09-09T10:39:45Z")
“You say sa-bo-toj. I SAY SA-BO-TADGE!” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2021, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4436 "2021-09-09T13:38:09Z")
Now, open wide and this won’t hurt a bit… ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2021, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4437 "2021-09-09T13:41:23Z")
Of all the challenges Kirk had faced in his career, none was more dangerous than stepping barefoot onto Klingon Lego. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2021, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4438 "2021-09-09T13:43:09Z")
Takei said WHAT? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2021, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4439 "2021-09-09T13:43:30Z")
What do you mean, “You like Galaxy Quest better?!!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2021, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4440 "2021-09-09T15:06:08Z")
“Get a life! It’s just a TV show!” ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2021, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4441 "2021-09-09T19:31:48Z")
Scotty, you say you caught Sulu and Yeoman Rand in the Jeffries Tubes doing WHAT? OK - Which one of you wise guys put the dilithium crystals in my coffee? Now I’m “going” (to the head) at Warp Speed. ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2021, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4442 "2021-09-09T23:57:45Z")
Holy heck, how do I choose among those great entries? OK, since I have to, I’ll go with: > [@Gyrate](#): > > Of all the challenges Kirk had faced in his career, none was more dangerous than stepping barefoot onto Klingon Lego. @Gyrate report to the bridge. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2021, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4443 "2021-09-10T08:00:03Z")
Hooray! This calls for cake… [![](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2020/09/24/fashion/23WEIRDCAKES-Gr8Kakes-2/23WEIRDCAKES-Gr8Kakes-2-superJumbo.jpg?quality=90&auto=webp) ](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2020/09/24/fashion/23WEIRDCAKES-Gr8Kakes-2/23WEIRDCAKES-Gr8Kakes-2-superJumbo.jpg?quality=90&auto=webp) ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2021, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4444 "2021-09-10T09:59:10Z")
Quick, put another head on the other side. The ultrasound showed TWINS! I don’t get the significance of the cherr — Oops, never mind. This IS your first isn’t it. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2021, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4445 "2021-09-10T11:55:12Z")
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