# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 229
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2021, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4566 "2021-09-28T05:30:07Z")
Aquanet Ingredients: SD Alcohol 40-B, Aminomethyl Propanol, Sodium Benzoate, Jet Fuel, Matchstick Heads, Spirytus Vodka, and Essence of Hindenburg. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2021, 10:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4567 "2021-09-28T10:57:26Z")
We now know what the “V” in Alberto V05 stands for. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2021, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4568 "2021-09-28T11:11:43Z")
The “scorched earth” method of dealing with head lice. I kept telling you that global warming would have unexpected side effects. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2021, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4569 "2021-09-28T20:37:37Z")
Lotsa nice captions! I lava all the entries. runner-up: > [@Spoons](#): > > At the Lucky Seven casino, we don’t just have cigarette girls–we have girls who can provide lights for cigarettes, too. and the winner! > [@Bonum\_Legatum](#): > > The “scorched earth” method of dealing with head lice. Go ahead, **Bonum!** ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2021, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4570 "2021-09-28T20:44:56Z")
I don’t know WHAT to say about this one…so help me with some great captions. [![](https://i.imgur.com/3kd16Iu.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/3kd16Iu.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2021, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4571 "2021-09-28T20:47:39Z")
[You ain’t nothin but a hound dog. Been snoopin’ round the door. ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoHDrzw-RPg) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2021, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4572 "2021-09-28T21:33:08Z")
Ricky kept refusing to put Lucy in the show. Lucy kept trying. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2021, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4573 "2021-09-28T22:24:28Z")
When Jolene wasn’t practicin’ her gee-tar, she’d still just sit and fret. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2021, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4574 "2021-09-29T02:00:31Z")
The dark side of Norman Rockwell. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2021, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4575 "2021-09-29T02:42:39Z")
Bobbie-Jo’s attempt at learning Metallica songs did not go well. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2021, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4576 "2021-09-29T03:10:12Z")
Nobody remembers the Shelly Winters / Jimi Hendrix version of _Freaky Friday_. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2021, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4577 "2021-09-29T13:21:20Z")
“Mah milkshake brangs all the boys to the yard! And they’re like, it’s better than y’alls!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2021, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4578 "2021-09-29T13:24:31Z")
Bobbie Jo makes her longjohns talk. ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2021, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4579 "2021-09-29T13:42:44Z")
The all female version of _Deliverance_ was not QUITE as creepy as the original. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2021, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4580 "2021-09-29T20:08:18Z")
Thank you. I really enjoyed the pun in: > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > When Jolene wasn’t practicin’ her gee-tar, she’d still just sit and fret. But this one made me laugh out loud, so QM please continue. > [@Quondam\_Mechanic](#): > > The dark side of Norman Rockwell. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2021, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4581 "2021-09-29T21:21:55Z")
Thanks! This one, I found cute – and no doubt it will be fodder for your twisted minds: [![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3d/33/ae/3d33ae0d5b4c9c36625ead6f18a1e232.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3d/33/ae/3d33ae0d5b4c9c36625ead6f18a1e232.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2021, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4582 "2021-09-29T21:28:28Z")
Medusa: the Early Years ---
**Author:** ![FastDan1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fastdan1/32/427_2.png) [@FastDan1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FastDan1)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2021, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4583 "2021-09-29T22:21:10Z")
Ben Grimm with his first girlfriend. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2021, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4584 "2021-09-29T22:25:50Z")
She was into Heavy Metal early on in life. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2021, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4585 "2021-09-30T00:46:58Z")
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