# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 231
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2021, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4606 "2021-10-03T02:14:19Z")
The plague’s the thing. ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2021, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4607 "2021-10-03T13:59:58Z")
I’m early. Where’s my worm? ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2021, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4608 "2021-10-03T16:15:34Z")
Steampunk Heckle and Jeckle looked better on paper. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2021, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4609 "2021-10-03T19:09:37Z")
Doctors hated having to suit up before entering the flatulence ward. Once again the Straight Dope team comes up with winners, but I have to pick one so: _I’m early. Where’s my worm?_ Take it away Tibby. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2021, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4610 "2021-10-03T19:15:42Z")
> [@Bonum\_Legatum](#): > > Take it away Tibby. Summoning him with an @Tibby. ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2021, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4611 "2021-10-03T20:58:35Z")
I won? [sniff] This may be my proudest moment! Ok, here ya go: [![](https://static.india.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/089.jpg) ](https://static.india.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/089.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2021, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4612 "2021-10-03T21:17:33Z")
“I can has Crissmuss prezent?” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2021, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4613 "2021-10-03T21:43:15Z")
Introducing Chipotle’s latest Ingredient… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2021, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4614 "2021-10-03T22:02:09Z")
When you can’t find an empty box anywhere… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2021, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4615 "2021-10-03T23:18:51Z")
Catmouflage 101. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2021, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4616 "2021-10-03T23:31:21Z")
Well the first time you try it you’re gonna cuss and shout Cause the paper keeps tearin’ and the kitten falls out But don’t give up cause after a while You’ll be smokin’ right on with a big ole smile Roll your own roll your own ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4617 "2021-10-04T00:55:44Z")
Tibby’s Tabby? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4618 "2021-10-04T01:04:09Z")
Mrs. Lovett’s grocery shopping ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4619 "2021-10-04T01:58:32Z")
This year’s hot Christmas gift, Tubular Tabbies! Order on Amazon now! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4620 "2021-10-04T03:47:37Z")
Subway’s “Refresh” campaign may have gone too far with the introduction of the footlong BLT (Bacon, Lettuce, Tabby). ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4621 "2021-10-04T11:37:54Z")
I don’t know what that vet is doing back there, but when I get out of this I WILL be pissed off. We’re ready to begin the cat scan of your drain pipes ma’am. ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4622 "2021-10-04T18:05:11Z")
Elmer\_J.Fudd, C’MON DOWN! @Elmer_J.Fudd You are the winner. Please post the next pic. Here’s a bonus caption for your viewing pleasure: _Fatty? I thought you said, roll a catty._ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4623 "2021-10-04T20:30:23Z")
Thanks! [![](https://pictolic.com/img/2021/wash-for-the-chest-and/wash-for-the-chest-and-6.jpg) ](https://pictolic.com/img/2021/wash-for-the-chest-and/wash-for-the-chest-and-6.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4624 "2021-10-04T20:33:39Z")
Where did you get your optometrist license, Mars? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2021, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4625 "2021-10-04T20:46:33Z")
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