# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/462 "2020-08-15T15:42:31Z")
Replaced optical receptors with googly eyes. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/463 "2020-08-15T16:03:59Z")
Another way to view the current picture: > **[caption-contest hosted at ImgBB](https://ibb.co/R4q0nvT)** > > Image caption-contest hosted in ImgBB ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/464 "2020-08-15T16:09:58Z")
Terminator: The Early Years ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/465 "2020-08-15T16:10:13Z")
_“Can you give me a Lyft?”_ _“Uber alles!”_ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/466 "2020-08-15T16:13:27Z")
The first Robocop makes a traffic stop. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/467 "2020-08-15T16:30:36Z")
Wall-E attempts to disguise himself as a dash-cam. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/468 "2020-08-15T16:51:44Z")
Life Finds A Way ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/469 "2020-08-15T17:27:59Z")
Don’t touch that! You don’t know where it’s been! ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/470 "2020-08-15T17:29:09Z")
_“No way, Mater.”_ _“Yes way, McQueen. You was there too!”_ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/471 "2020-08-15T17:33:32Z")
@discobot gets loose. ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/472 "2020-08-15T17:33:34Z")
Hi! To find out what I can do, say `@discobot display help`. ---
**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/473 "2020-08-15T17:43:14Z")
I’ll be damned if discobot’s entry isn’t the best one yet, by far. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/474 "2020-08-15T17:44:15Z")
Agreed! If he wins, will he post a picture? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/475 "2020-08-15T17:44:31Z")
@discobot fortune ---
**Author:** ![discobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/discobot/32/570_2.png) [@discobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/discobot)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/476 "2020-08-15T17:44:33Z")
> 🔮 Ask again later ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/477 "2020-08-15T17:56:55Z")
Conquest of earth…postponed. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/478 "2020-08-15T18:09:22Z")
## nm ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/479 "2020-08-15T18:11:07Z")
_“To catch a human you need to think like one.”_ _“You gotta be kidding me.”_ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/480 "2020-08-15T18:28:40Z")
_“Where did they go?”_ _“Don’t look back.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/481 "2020-08-15T18:30:12Z")
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