# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 242
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2021, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4827 "2021-10-26T15:56:06Z")
Mom was finally pushed too far by the continual arguing of those who wanted New England style versus those who wanted Manhattan style. And she yelled, “That’s IT. I’ll serve you something NO ONE will like!” ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2021, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4828 "2021-10-28T20:06:32Z")
Time to invoke OP’s Rule #5 again? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2021, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4829 "2021-10-28T21:02:54Z")
Sorry - there was a whole bunch of answers in a cluster and then nothing. I liked: > [@Quondam\_Mechanic](#): > > Not all of Ben and Jerry’s experiments were successful. So QM FTW! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2021, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4830 "2021-10-28T21:40:42Z")
Oy, it’s getting harder to find funny pictures! You guys are perverted enough to find the humor here, though. [![](https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1604916851289-390266e08c07?ixlib=rb-1.2.1&ixid=MnwxMjA3fDB8MHxleHBsb3JlLWZlZWR8NzB8fHxlbnwwfHx8fA%3D%3D&auto=format&fit=crop&w=500&q=60) ](https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1604916851289-390266e08c07?ixlib=rb-1.2.1&ixid=MnwxMjA3fDB8MHxleHBsb3JlLWZlZWR8NzB8fHxlbnwwfHx8fA%3D%3D&auto=format&fit=crop&w=500&q=60) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2021, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4831 "2021-10-28T21:41:52Z")
Take me to your pack leader. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2021, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4832 "2021-10-28T21:52:01Z")
“Turns out Earthling greetings are the same as ours; lick their face and sniff their butthole.” ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2021, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4833 "2021-10-28T22:43:47Z")
_Listen, and listen good, inferior species—take off that ridiculous mask!_ ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4834 "2021-10-29T01:11:03Z")
“Yes, both of us have the same saying, ‘To Serve Man.’” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4835 "2021-10-29T01:59:41Z")
“Stay perfectly still Rover, while I install your anal probe.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4836 "2021-10-29T20:35:50Z")
When plastic surgery goes wrong, your dog is the only friend you can be sure isn’t laughing at you. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4837 "2021-10-29T21:50:30Z")
OK, it’s you again, **Elme** r. What was I saying about you guys being perverted enough? There were several other entries that I also thought were winners, but this was my fave: > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > “Turns out Earthling greetings are the same as ours; lick their face and sniff their butthole.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2021, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4838 "2021-10-29T23:07:53Z")
You’re right QM, it is getting harder to find funny pix. Let’s try this one… [https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/aWRxL2uMgBqfDyWQrvJ0B0KXm-G0p\_VM4QA2pbuONcEdZKl9RM-BG7CoK96MlBRZ4Eo7w4KbGmwJgi31Qm6OyPioi6HfPa\_5f7bNy3kt0dxaC\_8snzUmPFSFCjakP1zKLm79J6u7c7frRg](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/aWRxL2uMgBqfDyWQrvJ0B0KXm-G0p_VM4QA2pbuONcEdZKl9RM-BG7CoK96MlBRZ4Eo7w4KbGmwJgi31Qm6OyPioi6HfPa_5f7bNy3kt0dxaC_8snzUmPFSFCjakP1zKLm79J6u7c7frRg) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2021, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4839 "2021-10-30T01:29:23Z")
The greatest Muppet act of all time ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2021, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4840 "2021-10-30T02:32:03Z")
Not a good place to be after Julia eats dairy products. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2021, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4841 "2021-10-30T17:22:41Z")
Looks like that link is broken. Here’s another one: [![](https://arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-bostonglobe.s3.amazonaws.com/public/VR3E3DUHEMI6NOUWMLR7ACGJCA.jpg) ](https://arc-anglerfish-arc2-prod-bostonglobe.s3.amazonaws.com/public/VR3E3DUHEMI6NOUWMLR7ACGJCA.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2021, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4842 "2021-10-30T17:24:14Z")
And just to keep them all in a row. > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > The greatest Muppet act of all time > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > Not a good place to be after Julia eats dairy products. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2021, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4843 "2021-10-30T17:29:24Z")
Julia and the Seven Dwarfs ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2021, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4844 "2021-10-30T17:29:35Z")
Quick, the quiche! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2021, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4845 "2021-10-30T17:30:56Z")
Kinderkuchen ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2021, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4846 "2021-10-30T21:04:26Z")
This heartless woman was caught making her children beg for food even after they were grown. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=241) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=243)