# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 246
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2021, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4907 "2021-11-09T00:05:40Z")
It’s sad what Chevy Chase has to do to get attention these days… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2021, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4908 "2021-11-09T00:54:48Z")
When asked what his Halloween costume was, Bill replied, “Evolution.” ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2021, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4909 "2021-11-09T01:51:02Z")
Just when you thought it was safe to go in the petunias… ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2021, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4910 "2021-11-09T01:56:52Z")
“We’re gonna need a bigger golf cart.” ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2021, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4911 "2021-11-09T10:53:04Z")
After Bill’s stupid prank, the kiddie swimming pool had to be drained and sanitized. The Sharknado franchise finally “jumps the shark”. Bill was finally fed up with the neighbor’s dog trampling the tulips. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2021, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4912 "2021-11-09T11:02:58Z")
_GAR-DEN SHARK doo doo doodoo doodoo_ ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2021, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4913 "2021-11-09T11:37:32Z")
Try to come up with a pronoun set for this chimera. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2021, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4914 "2021-11-09T15:00:43Z")
And so the Sea Witch granted the Little Mermaid her wish: she now had legs. ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2021, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4915 "2021-11-10T12:49:11Z")
Just goes to show, you are what you eat ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2021, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4916 "2021-11-11T17:07:45Z")
Okay, 24 hours since the last reply so it’s: > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > And so the Sea Witch granted the Little Mermaid her wish: she now had legs. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2021, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4917 "2021-11-11T17:20:21Z")
Thanks! And now: [![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d8/c9/8b/d8c98ba84a7e60683d7a1ff18fa17ede.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d8/c9/8b/d8c98ba84a7e60683d7a1ff18fa17ede.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2021, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4918 "2021-11-11T17:32:02Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > Okay, 24 hours since the last reply so it’s: Just a head’s up, we’ve been doing 24 hours since the image is posted. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2021, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4919 "2021-11-11T17:32:55Z")
Fork you and the turkey you rode in on. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2021, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4920 "2021-11-11T17:40:20Z")
After cats took over the world and adopted the eating habits of the previous dominant species, the hemorrhoidal consequences were shocking. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2021, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4921 "2021-11-11T20:57:39Z")
Yeah, it’s weird having a cat for a chef, but his minced-mouse stuffing is to die for. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2021, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4922 "2021-11-11T23:31:02Z")
Puss likes his turkey lean. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2021, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4923 "2021-11-12T00:27:07Z")
Although it was traditional, many people thought making the turkey pull his executioner’s cart to the chopping block was cruel. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2021, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4924 "2021-11-12T11:04:36Z")
Little known fact: In his youth Dali worked for Hallmark cards. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2021, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4925 "2021-11-12T12:04:03Z")
Morris the Cat may be finicky, but he knows what he likes on Thanksgiving. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2021, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4926 "2021-11-12T12:50:53Z")
All fun! And the winner is… > [@boson](#): > > Puss likes his turkey lean. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=245) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=247)