# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 247
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2021, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4927 "2021-11-12T19:11:45Z")
Once he got to the end of the bus line Muffin was forced to use more primitive transit. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2021, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4928 "2021-11-13T00:49:03Z")
Thank you Prof P. Next: oomph Pass, I can’t seem to paste media items here. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2021, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4929 "2021-11-13T00:51:13Z")
You have to upload it to a free site like Imgur, then post a link to that. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2021, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4930 "2021-11-13T01:35:44Z")
Thanks . Still trying to understand it. Your turn needscoffee. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2021, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4931 "2021-11-13T02:35:00Z")
Oh, not my turn, I couldn’t even come up with an entry for this round. I think @Prof.Pepperwinkle will have to choose a 1st runner up, or explain the process to you better than I did. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2021, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4932 "2021-11-13T14:50:05Z")
Second place, it’s Elmer! > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Fork you and the turkey you rode in on. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2021, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4933 "2021-11-13T15:13:25Z")
Here we go… [![](https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1358485.ece/ALTERNATES/s1227b/h_00106397.jpeg) ](https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1358485.ece/ALTERNATES/s1227b/h_00106397.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2021, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4934 "2021-11-13T15:30:37Z")
“All you need is love,” but be sure to practice safe oral sex. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2021, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4935 "2021-11-13T17:09:57Z")
The Magical Masquery Tour ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2021, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4936 "2021-11-14T18:56:25Z")
All these years people looked down on Ringo, but even back then **he** knew the right way to wear a mask. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2021, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4937 "2021-11-15T14:14:36Z")
The winner: > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > “All you need is love,” but be sure to practice safe oral sex. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2021, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4938 "2021-11-15T15:19:01Z")
Thanks, Elmer. [![](https://wl-brightside.cf.tsp.li/resize/728x/jpg/39b/311/0614a65ee3907d467867711b78.jpg) ](https://wl-brightside.cf.tsp.li/resize/728x/jpg/39b/311/0614a65ee3907d467867711b78.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2021, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4939 "2021-11-15T15:22:27Z")
“Before my dogs will make friends with them, you need to let them know where the butts are on those things.” ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2021, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4940 "2021-11-15T17:26:51Z")
(With apologies to The Far Side.) Tomorrow they would be deadly enemies, but the day before the tournament was a traditional truce in the Dog vs. Snake wars. Snakes? What sna…WHAT HAPPENED TO KITTY? WHERE’S POOPSIE? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2021, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4941 "2021-11-15T17:46:42Z")
Nope, Python is better than REXX. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2021, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4942 "2021-11-15T17:53:23Z")
Yeah, just taking them to the airport. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2021, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4943 "2021-11-15T21:28:07Z")
Some people really abuse the concept of “service animals.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2021, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4944 "2021-11-15T21:37:39Z")
“… and so that’s why I can’t take them to the off-leash park anymore. You?” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2021, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4945 "2021-11-15T22:57:07Z")
“Mine like to escape by crawling under the fence, too. How do you deal with yours?” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2021, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4946 "2021-11-16T18:03:05Z")
> [@needscoffee](#): > > “… and so that’s why I can’t take them to the off-leash park anymore. You?” I’ve had a few unfavorable encounters at the off-leash park, so I pick this one. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=246) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=248)