# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 248
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2021, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4947 "2021-11-16T18:30:12Z")
Thanks! New one: [![](https://i.imgur.com/MxC4X2Z.png) ](https://i.imgur.com/MxC4X2Z.png) ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2021, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4948 "2021-11-16T18:34:51Z")
Preschool of the DAMNED! ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2021, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4949 "2021-11-16T19:29:31Z")
They were warned about sitting too close to the television… ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2021, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4950 "2021-11-16T21:04:37Z")
Now Timmy, you _know_ what **Knowed\_Out** said about going to the off-leash park. Stay with us. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2021, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4951 "2021-11-16T21:23:25Z")
Skeletor’s Kindergarten Class ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2021, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4952 "2021-11-17T02:41:36Z")
The Ring Wraiths were taught at an early age to retain formation. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2021, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4953 "2021-11-17T16:50:35Z")
Awwww. Preschool zombies are SO cute. The anti-vaxxers are getting really desperate with their claims about aftereffects. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2021, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4954 "2021-11-17T16:55:48Z")
“If you behave, you can all have a soul with your Graham crackers and milk today.” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2021, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4955 "2021-11-17T18:40:20Z")
Winner is @Dr.Winston_OBoogie with > [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > Preschool of the DAMNED! Should the doctor become unable to fulfill his duties or become ineligible due to scandal from his past, runner-up is @Elmer_J.Fudd with > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > “If you behave, you can all have a soul with your Graham crackers and milk today.” All yours, @Dr.Winston_OBoogie! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2021, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4956 "2021-11-17T20:22:05Z")
Thursday is the day poor Turkey has to die… [![](http://www.hannahandhusband.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/julia-child-turkey-1.jpg) ](http://www.hannahandhusband.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/julia-child-turkey-1.jpg) (It’s actually not showing up immediately for me - hows about y’all?) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2021, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4957 "2021-11-17T20:36:09Z")
> [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > Thursday is the day poor Turkey has to die… > > [http://www.hannahandhusband.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/julia-child-turkey-1.jpg](http://www.hannahandhusband.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/julia-child-turkey-1.jpg) > > (It’s actually not showing up immediately for me - hows about y’all?) I’m trying quoting… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2021, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4958 "2021-11-17T20:57:25Z")
I can see it, but I have to click on the empty frame in order to do so. Might work for others. In play: Julia Child has found a new dance partner. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2021, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4959 "2021-11-17T21:12:39Z")
Before starting the recipe, I’d like to show you an exercise that does wonders for those flabby arms. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2021, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4960 "2021-11-17T21:37:41Z")
Did you ever know that you’re my hero And everything I would like to be? I can fly higher than an eagle For you are the wind beneath my wings ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2021, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4961 "2021-11-17T21:52:22Z")
“As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could co-host.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2021, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4962 "2021-11-18T00:49:26Z")
“Now, some of you may have been expecting a baking episode when you saw the title “Angel Food”…” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2021, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4963 "2021-11-18T01:43:33Z")
“Hey! Look at me, everybody! I’m a turkey! Howdy, howdy, howdy!” ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2021, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4964 "2021-11-18T01:48:26Z")
The front view of The Greatest Muppet Act of all Time. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2021, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4965 "2021-11-18T01:52:13Z")
I think this is the right image: [https://www.chicagonow.com/intellectual-chicago-suburbs/files/2016/02/julia\_turkey\_tx800.jpg](https://www.chicagonow.com/intellectual-chicago-suburbs/files/2016/02/julia_turkey_tx800.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2021, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4966 "2021-11-18T02:31:33Z")
“Now, for those of you who prefer the turkey cooked hobo style, stuff the posterior end of the turkey over the top of a freshly opened can of malt liquor, and place inside a fully burning trash can fire for 45 minutes.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=247) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=249)