# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 25
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/482 "2020-08-15T18:46:08Z")
“The Pacard” never stood a chance against the new wrestling sensation, Tobor. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/483 "2020-08-15T18:47:27Z")
_Why did the robot cross the road?_ _To go back to Japan._ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/484 "2020-08-15T18:51:42Z")
_Robby, you’ll spoil your appetite for supper!_ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/485 "2020-08-15T19:18:51Z")
_The first to design their own Tesla Models were a bit too creative._ ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2020, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/486 "2020-08-15T19:26:03Z")
“Hey! Get a room, you two!” ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2020, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/487 "2020-08-16T01:13:37Z")
Why did the robot cross the road? Didn’t, tripped over a car. ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2020, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/488 "2020-08-16T04:21:11Z")
_“Good job, RZ2. They’ll never figure out who shot Andy Warhol.”_ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2020, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/489 "2020-08-16T04:45:01Z")
_In **Knight Rider 3000** , KITT gets to pick his own partner._ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2020, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/490 "2020-08-16T05:18:10Z")
_Don’t you remember, Robot-eyed Joe,_ _Robot-eyed Joe, Robot-eyed Joe?_ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2020, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/491 "2020-08-16T07:48:31Z")
_In **Yo, Máquina** villain Toaster Joe persuades a vocho to go fully electric._ ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2020, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/492 "2020-08-16T13:13:57Z")
_During the Vietnam War, the Justice Department employed ingenious methods to apprehend draft dodgers._ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2020, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/493 "2020-08-16T13:20:53Z")
_Gundam Boogie!_ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2020, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/494 "2020-08-16T13:37:53Z")
Almost too many good ones to choose from! But I’ll try The winner is: > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > “Men! Always looking for a newer model! Hummph!” and the runner up is: > [@running\_coach](#): > > @discobot gets loose. @youknowwhobot might have taken it if we served his kind in this cantina… Congrats, @Prof.Pepperwinkle! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2020, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/495 "2020-08-16T14:55:12Z")
I’m surprised. I thought others were funnier. Ah. Let’s try… [![](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/funny-beagle-puppy-gingerbread-man-hat-10051213.jpg) ](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/funny-beagle-puppy-gingerbread-man-hat-10051213.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2020, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/496 "2020-08-16T14:59:48Z")
Would gingerbread men still be a popular snack if everybody knew they were harvested from the heads of puppies? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2020, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/497 "2020-08-16T15:04:45Z")
🎵I am cute like a beagle, can’t you see? Cute like a beagle, your home, will you carry me? 🎵 ---
**Author:** ![PlaceboTarget](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/placebotarget/32/1073_2.png) [@PlaceboTarget](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlaceboTarget)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2020, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/498 "2020-08-16T15:11:04Z")
_“I saw Santa kissing mommy.”_ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2020, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/499 "2020-08-16T15:12:48Z")
I brings you cukys, you forgiv? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2020, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/500 "2020-08-16T15:16:37Z")
I don’t always wear cookies for ears but when I do, they’re gingerbreadmen. Stay hungry, my friends. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2020, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/501 "2020-08-16T15:18:14Z")
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