# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 250
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2021, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4987 "2021-11-20T15:36:19Z")
Bronco Buskers ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2021, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4988 "2021-11-20T16:56:29Z")
đŸŽŒ [Whinny] the Pooh! [Whinny] the Pooh! A tubby little cubby all stuffed with fluff, he’s
 đŸŽ” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2021, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4989 "2021-11-20T18:46:28Z")
Now playing : the accordion opera version of _ **Equus** _ ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2021, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4990 "2021-11-20T19:57:08Z")
It’s the Jar Jar Jamboree, for your polka pleasure! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2021, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4991 "2021-11-20T20:04:15Z")

and a Horsehead is a person in your NEIGHborhood, in your NEIGHborhood, in your NEEEEEIIIGHbor hood
 đŸŽ” ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2021, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4992 "2021-11-21T17:45:52Z")
OK, this evidently called for bad puns, and my favorite (God forgive me) was this: > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Bronco Buskers **Elmer** , go git us a good photo. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2021, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4993 "2021-11-21T23:11:55Z")
Here we go
 [![](https://static4.depositphotos.com/1014511/324/i/600/depositphotos_3247683-stock-photo-just-a-big-kid-at.jpg) ](https://static4.depositphotos.com/1014511/324/i/600/depositphotos_3247683-stock-photo-just-a-big-kid-at.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2021, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4994 "2021-11-21T23:20:00Z")
Ogre babies can actually be sort of cute until their tusks grown in. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2021, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4995 "2021-11-22T01:57:11Z")
“You can take your ‘supply chain delivery problems’ and shove them!” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2021, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4996 "2021-11-22T02:28:21Z")
I’ve been transmorgrified into a 35-year-old incel! I can buy beer! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2021, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4997 "2021-11-22T04:30:51Z")
Are you my new parents? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2021, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4998 "2021-11-22T13:27:19Z")
Honey , I Grew Up The Kid! ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2021, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/4999 "2021-11-22T20:19:10Z")
“Jack in the Box” franchise’s sad attempt at a mascot. The only difference between men and boys is the price of their toys. Except for Bob. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2021, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5000 "2021-11-22T22:56:36Z")
The winner, > [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > “You can take your ‘supply chain delivery problems’ and shove them!” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2021, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5001 "2021-11-23T01:05:04Z")
Thanks, Fudd. Here’s one to think on. [![](https://www.chowhound.com/a/img/resize/da82862459179acd48be241eebc2694c973adcfd/2015/11/rsz_15-thinking-turkey-good-eats-set-19991.png?fit=bounds&width=800) ](https://www.chowhound.com/a/img/resize/da82862459179acd48be241eebc2694c973adcfd/2015/11/rsz_15-thinking-turkey-good-eats-set-19991.png?fit=bounds&width=800) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2021, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5002 "2021-11-23T01:15:04Z")
I like my turkeys golden brown; not Alton Brown. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2021, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5003 "2021-11-23T01:30:18Z")
_Lift those thighs_ _Lift those thighs_ _Make your butt a_ _Smaller size_ ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2021, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5004 "2021-11-23T01:42:48Z")
Men Who Stare At Turkeys had some success with its pyrokinesis experiments. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2021, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5005 "2021-11-23T11:43:39Z")
The isolation of working from home finally got to Bob. He began to have meaningful discussions with his food and cleaning the kitchen to “white glove inspection” standards. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2021, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5006 "2021-11-23T14:47:28Z")
Maybe if I had made the S&M references MORE obvious, Cutthroat Kitchen would still be on the air. Either that, or I really shouldn’t have demonstrated their REAL uses to the producers. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=249) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=251)