# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 252
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2021, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5027 "2021-11-29T03:16:50Z")
> [@Oly](#): > > Imagine there’s no chezburgers > Izz hard to do   I just finally figured this out - I blame food overload. Very clever!! ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2021, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5028 "2021-11-29T11:12:03Z")
I wanted to do something about a seeing-eye dog, but that might have offended people. Didn’t furryman proclaim Prof. Pepperwinkle the winner? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2021, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5029 "2021-11-29T13:07:44Z")
Sorry, I thought he’d declared Bonum the winner. Onwards! [![](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.5b5500f0726ec4c9c423506568e253da?rik=ZjEM8Sa6fxwOEg&riu=http%3a%2f%2fhumor.gunaxin.com%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2fgallery%2fsnowmen%2f00eb68e1-93b3-4bd8-8aca-c4d2ca609a58-large.jpg&ehk=0gISwfqklvcDtOkhd31f3HLmXnzPC1B8Z4E2y%2fKhlDE%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0) ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.5b5500f0726ec4c9c423506568e253da?rik=ZjEM8Sa6fxwOEg&riu=http%3a%2f%2fhumor.gunaxin.com%2fwp-content%2fuploads%2fgallery%2fsnowmen%2f00eb68e1-93b3-4bd8-8aca-c4d2ca609a58-large.jpg&ehk=0gISwfqklvcDtOkhd31f3HLmXnzPC1B8Z4E2y%2fKhlDE%3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2021, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5030 "2021-11-29T14:26:45Z")
“And now, “Head over Heals” by the Sno-Sno’s!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2021, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5031 "2021-11-29T17:59:25Z")
_Put 'em on up, and turn them thangs upside down Said put 'em on up, and turn them thangs upside down_ Why did we get Junior that Snoop Dogg album? ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2021, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5032 "2021-11-29T21:50:20Z")
The whole family was SO proud when little Suzie made the school’s gymnastics team. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2021, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5033 "2021-11-29T21:51:23Z")
As Click and Clack used to say: “You’ve just had an cranial/anal inversion.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2021, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5034 "2021-11-30T14:49:39Z")
And the Winner is… > [@Bonum\_Legatum](#): > > The whole family was SO proud when little Suzie made the school’s gymnastics team. Take it away, BL! ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2021, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5035 "2021-11-30T14:55:04Z")
Thank you. Now that the Thanksgiving rush is over, let’s try this airport picture: [![](https://i.imgur.com/6MiHW1F.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/6MiHW1F.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2021, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5036 "2021-11-30T17:30:50Z")
Those of you in boarding group D will have to wait a little longer. But you can do it, because you’re GOOD dogs, yes, you are, yes you are! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2021, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5037 "2021-11-30T17:56:23Z")
Things started getting out of hand when the service animals were allowed to bring along _their_ service animals. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2021, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5038 "2021-11-30T17:58:45Z")
Pet lag: Not just dog tired … DOGS tired. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2021, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5039 "2021-11-30T19:22:04Z")
Recently, exotic animal smugglers were caught attempting to bring a shipment of endangered Senegalese Snooze Spaniels into the country ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2021, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5040 "2021-11-30T19:25:41Z")
New from Ronco, it’s portable dogs! Take them anywhere! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2021, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5041 "2021-11-30T19:31:46Z")
You’d think Cruella DeVille could afford a private jet… ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2021, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5042 "2021-12-01T04:57:57Z")
Thoughts of Dog. my favorite part. of plane travel is always. the security pat down. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2021, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5043 "2021-12-01T13:40:06Z")
**The dogs were not happy with being stuffed into the overhead compartments.** So many good ones it was a hard pick. > [@Quondam\_Mechanic](#): > > Things started getting out of hand when the service animals were allowed to bring along _their_ service animals. But Quondam Mechanic touched a nerve. Take it away. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2021, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5044 "2021-12-01T14:51:01Z")
Too late, but my entry would have been “Hello, Apocalypse property master? I asked for Dogs of _War_. These are Dogs of _Peace_.” ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2021, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5045 "2021-12-01T15:34:09Z")
Thanks! Always nice to have other people say they’re just as weird as you are… Try this one for size, folks. I have no idea. [![](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/funny-wtf-picture-unrelated/funny-wtf-picture-unrelated-7.jpg) ](https://www.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uuuploads/funny-wtf-picture-unrelated/funny-wtf-picture-unrelated-7.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2021, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5046 "2021-12-01T15:42:22Z")
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