# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 253
**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2021, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5047 "2021-12-01T15:44:49Z")
Trying out an avian version of “Cow Patty Bingo” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2021, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5048 "2021-12-01T16:40:51Z")
“Try stealing my sandwich now, you greedy gulls! Not so brave now are you?” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2021, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5049 "2021-12-01T16:42:19Z")
Bread Man had a surefire talent for calling the birds, but didn’t have a clue about how to get them to do his bidding. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2021, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5050 "2021-12-01T17:45:26Z")
Richard Bach was kind of a publicity whore. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2021, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5051 "2021-12-01T19:40:32Z")
Fly, my minions, fly! Bring chaos to all who oppose Post-it-Man! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HA! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2021, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5052 "2021-12-01T20:39:58Z")
They all called me crazy for being so well-bread, but it’s MY tern now! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2021, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5053 "2021-12-02T16:19:25Z")
Suicide by seagull ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2021, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5054 "2021-12-02T17:56:51Z")
Oops, looks like I let the time-limit elapse. No matter. This is my fave. > [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > Fly, my minions, fly! Bring chaos to all who oppose Post-it-Man! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HA! Good on ya, **Dr. Winston!** ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2021, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5055 "2021-12-02T18:09:02Z")
Thank you, thank you. What about… [![](https://www.the-sun.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2021/11/NINTCHDBPICT000695516012.jpg?w=670) ](https://www.the-sun.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2021/11/NINTCHDBPICT000695516012.jpg?w=670) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2021, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5056 "2021-12-02T18:32:08Z")
Kermit couldn’t keep it up after they took away the Miss Piggy balloon. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2021, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5057 "2021-12-02T18:53:13Z")
It’s not easy being green. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2021, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5058 "2021-12-02T21:17:07Z")
“How do you think _you_ would look if all of a sudden Jim Henson’s hand wasn’t up _your_ ass?” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2021, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5059 "2021-12-02T21:53:26Z")
After being rebuffed by Miss Piggy, Kermit felt rather deflated. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5060 "2021-12-03T15:18:07Z")
By the end of the parade Kermit had eaten half of his handlers. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5061 "2021-12-03T20:14:03Z")
"Attack of the Fifty Foot Kermit’ by Edward D. Wood, Jr., now showing at a theatre near you. The happy hunters returning to the tribe with their kill. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5062 "2021-12-03T21:43:41Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > By the end of the parade Kermit had eaten half of his handlers. “From up here, they look like flies”, he thought. Congrats, PP. What’s next? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5063 "2021-12-03T23:05:42Z")
Thanks! [![](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.eWDndHZ603cQStHs4ZidpAHaFe?pid=ImgDet&rs=1) ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.eWDndHZ603cQStHs4ZidpAHaFe?pid=ImgDet&rs=1) ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2021, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5064 "2021-12-03T23:46:36Z")
Slide DiMaggio, Slide! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2021, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5065 "2021-12-04T00:54:03Z")
You can’t see the Maypole from this angle… ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2021, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5066 "2021-12-04T01:52:32Z")
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