# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 254
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2021, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5067 "2021-12-04T03:44:24Z")
C’mere, little girl. Come sit on my lap. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2021, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5068 "2021-12-04T14:58:04Z")
> [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > Push! Push! Pusy! Congratulations, it’s a merry-go-round I really did mean for this to be “Push! Push! Push!”. Posting using my Kindle. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2021, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5069 "2021-12-04T15:38:24Z")
My own caption was “Early Transformers weren’t that well disguised.” But our winner is… > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > C’mere, little girl. Come sit on my lap. congrats, KO! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2021, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5070 "2021-12-04T21:08:16Z")
Thank you Prof. From our family to yours. [![](http://static.demilked.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/5dfb37414eb72-funny-holiday-cards-christmas-tradition-bergeron-family-2019-coverimage.jpg) ](http://static.demilked.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/12/5dfb37414eb72-funny-holiday-cards-christmas-tradition-bergeron-family-2019-coverimage.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2021, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5071 "2021-12-04T23:29:49Z")
Seasons Greetings, Friend and/or Family Member! Well, this year Mommy has made lots of new friends dancing at the Kit-Kat Lounge, which gives Daddy more time to study the Torah with his New Age group. Brenda (left) has survived her little “accident” and discovered the music of Marilyn Manson, and Debby (center) is in total denial. Merry Whatever! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2021, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5072 "2021-12-04T23:37:40Z")
It’s been a good year for Misha and the Tracksuit Mafia. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2021, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5073 "2021-12-05T12:24:48Z")
The parents wondered where they’d gone wrong with Lil’ Debbie. She was so…so, …CONVENTIONAL." ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2021, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5074 "2021-12-05T12:34:53Z")
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: (For daddy) One velvet lounging suit. One Havana cigar. One snowflake pendant. One pair of sunglasses. (For one daughter) Multiple facial piercings (five gold rings!). One black goth suit. (For Mommy) One leopard top. One poinsettia pin. One “pumpkin” stretch pants. Two hoop earrings. (For everyone.) A star named after the family (see the star chart upper left?) … And - a - dolly - for - Lil’ Debbie. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2021, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5075 "2021-12-05T12:57:07Z")
> [@Bonum\_Legatum](#): > > And - a - dolly - for - Lil’ Debbie. Don’t forget the Phantasm sphere. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2021, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5076 "2021-12-05T20:08:25Z")
> [@Bonum\_Legatum](#): > > On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: > (For daddy) > One velvet lounging suit. > One Havana cigar. > One snowflake pendant. > One pair of sunglasses. > (For one daughter) > Multiple facial piercings (five gold rings!). > One black goth suit. > (For Mommy) > One leopard top. > One poinsettia pin. > One “pumpkin” stretch pants. > Two hoop earrings. > (For everyone.) > A star named after the family (see the star chart upper left?) > … > And - a - dolly - for - Lil’ Debbie. And a peal of Salvation Army bells goes to **Bonum\_Legatum**! ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5077 "2021-12-06T12:55:16Z")
Glad you enjoyed it. Without further comment… [![](https://i.imgur.com/lEvhHBf.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/lEvhHBf.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5078 "2021-12-06T13:40:18Z")
Where Walmart greeters go when they die. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5079 "2021-12-06T14:31:05Z")
This whole supply chain crisis has gotten ridiculous. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5080 "2021-12-06T14:44:01Z")
The experimental Walmart Heli-Carrier mobile store came to a sad end. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5081 "2021-12-06T16:31:02Z")
From a dystopian future… I bring you The Walmart Games. Held annually the day after Thanksgiving. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5082 "2021-12-06T17:39:49Z")
Wal-Mart: the IKEA version. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2021, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5083 "2021-12-07T14:09:52Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > The experimental Walmart Heli-Carrier mobile store came to a sad end. I wondered if anyone would come up with an explanation of that “thing” out back. Take it away Lumpy. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2021, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5084 "2021-12-07T17:20:06Z")
It looked like a giant vacuum floor attachment to me, but I couldn’t come up with a caption for it. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2021, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5085 "2021-12-07T17:50:12Z")
[https://scontent-msp1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.18169-9/15672724\_1835986823290866\_7480358779293030308\_n.jpg?\_nc\_cat=104&ccb=1-5&\_nc\_sid=9267fe&\_nc\_ohc=7ChiH-PqULsAX8p1Rdd&\_nc\_ht=scontent-msp1-1.xx&oh=dc54f4bb2328f1a0c94f44da86984cf9&oe=61D4C3FD](https://scontent-msp1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.18169-9/15672724_1835986823290866_7480358779293030308_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=9267fe&_nc_ohc=7ChiH-PqULsAX8p1Rdd&_nc_ht=scontent-msp1-1.xx&oh=dc54f4bb2328f1a0c94f44da86984cf9&oe=61D4C3FD) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2021, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5086 "2021-12-07T18:09:04Z")
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