# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 256
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2021, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5107 "2021-12-10T17:11:58Z")
Oh, by gosh, by golly, it’s time for Santa to get Hulky. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2021, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5108 "2021-12-10T17:35:31Z")
The real reason the Grinch was so mean was because he was jacked up on steroids. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2021, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5109 "2021-12-10T18:29:24Z")
Please be nice, not naughty; you wouldn’t like me when you’re naughty. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2021, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5110 "2021-12-11T14:38:40Z")
The winner: > [@Lumpy](#): > > Please be nice, not naughty; you wouldn’t like me when you’re naughty. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2021, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5111 "2021-12-13T00:12:23Z")
[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/EpMLVeeNlNs/hqdefault.jpg) ](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/EpMLVeeNlNs/hqdefault.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2021, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5112 "2021-12-13T00:25:08Z")
The most audacious remake of King Kong only has one name in the credits. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2021, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5113 "2021-12-14T11:26:53Z")
_I hate it when the traffic copter down for maintenance._ “Smog is rather thick this morning and watch out for a traffic backup on the main avenue at 10th street…” ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2021, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5114 "2021-12-14T11:28:36Z")
The McCoys: Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on. Hang on Sloopy, Sloopy hang on. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2021, 11:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5115 "2021-12-14T11:53:22Z")
“This doesn’t look like a green screen! Aiiieeeeee!!!” ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2021, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5116 "2021-12-14T13:41:59Z")
I will get out of these squid games - one way or another! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2021, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5117 "2021-12-14T14:50:45Z")
_I’m walking in the air, I’m floating in the moonlit sky…_ ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2021, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5118 "2021-12-14T17:17:11Z")
You don’t tug on Superman’s cape! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2021, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5119 "2021-12-14T17:27:59Z")
“The first three times I climbed up here, I forgot my selfie-stick.” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2021, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5120 "2021-12-14T18:44:14Z")
Eeny-meeny-miny-mo… > [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](#): > > I will get out of these squid games - one way or another! Take it away! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2021, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5121 "2021-12-14T19:32:52Z")
Thank you! For once, I actually have a picture in mind: [![](https://pinkplankton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/vigeland-park-5.jpg) ](https://pinkplankton.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/vigeland-park-5.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2021, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5122 "2021-12-14T22:13:58Z")
Daycare providers in Oslo are a bit hit and miss. (I’ve been to that sculpture park and that isn’t even the weirdest one.) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2021, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5123 "2021-12-14T22:33:45Z")
And that is not all, no, that is not all, I can dandle four babies while I bounce on a ball! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2021, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5124 "2021-12-15T01:49:10Z")
“Damned static electricity!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2021, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5125 "2021-12-15T03:25:11Z")
Why didn’t I buy the Trojans? ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2021, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5126 "2021-12-15T12:47:47Z")
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