# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 264
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2022, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5267 "2022-01-10T13:29:45Z")
Despite her cleavage, she was really frigid. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2022, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5268 "2022-01-10T13:49:34Z")
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2022, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5269 "2022-01-10T14:34:22Z")
Calvin, we have to have a talk. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2022, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5270 "2022-01-10T18:53:20Z")
I think her name is June, because she’s bursting out all over! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2022, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5271 "2022-01-10T22:07:16Z")
Celebrities who had too much plastic surgery. You won’t believe #8 !!! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2022, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5272 "2022-01-10T22:33:03Z")
After the initial success of Frosty’s Winter Wonderland, Crystal had some body modifications ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5273 "2022-01-11T11:00:09Z")
Hum. A picture that is “Shooting fish in a barrel” leaves me with a dilemma. So many good captions to choose from. I went so far as to start quoting a caption and then changing it - several times. Finally my consultant, the Magic 8 Ball, pointed to: > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. - Mae West Knowed\_Out, take it away. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5274 "2022-01-11T12:39:16Z")
Thanks Bonum. Let’s continue with snow sculpture. [![](https://static.demilked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/giant-star-wars-snow-sculpture-sapporo-festival-japan-4-1.jpg) ](https://static.demilked.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/giant-star-wars-snow-sculpture-sapporo-festival-japan-4-1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5275 "2022-01-11T13:31:03Z")
Darth Vader: “Look at the chick in the blue sweater! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5276 "2022-01-11T15:27:07Z")
The Mount Rushmore of the Star Wars universe: Darth Vader and the only three storm troopers that can hit a target from farther than 20 feet away. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5277 "2022-01-11T16:43:37Z")
Some Like It Hoth ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5278 "2022-01-11T16:45:23Z")
Darthy the Snow-Lord was a very Sithy soul, With Imperial guards and a strong force grip, And a Death Star made of snow… ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2022, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5279 "2022-01-11T16:47:51Z")
The second most popular tourist attraction on Hoth after the tongue in cheek Cavern Cruise (“What’s the internal body temperature of a tauntaun? Luke warm.”) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5280 "2022-01-13T02:15:36Z")
I can’t thing of anything as good as any of the five previous captions, but I want to bump the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5281 "2022-01-13T05:46:42Z")
All good entries, but this one wins because of the groaner pun. > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > The second most popular tourist attraction on Hoth after the tongue in cheek Cavern Cruise (“What’s the internal body temperature of a tauntaun? Luke warm.”) TA DAAA! You’re next Elmer. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5282 "2022-01-13T16:21:56Z")
Thanks! [![](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/f9a5e3850088e4da1ae49df0adeb5ed76dad52f1/0_0_5616_3744/master/5616.jpg?width=465&quality=45&auto=format&fit=max&dpr=2&s=da6eaeb76dad705c03426c03bfae3ae8) ](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/f9a5e3850088e4da1ae49df0adeb5ed76dad52f1/0_0_5616_3744/master/5616.jpg?width=465&quality=45&auto=format&fit=max&dpr=2&s=da6eaeb76dad705c03426c03bfae3ae8) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5283 "2022-01-13T16:53:07Z")
The Ionian News Channel: Not Just A Bunch Of Talking Heads ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5284 "2022-01-13T17:15:08Z")
Yup – turn up the pressure too high, and it blows their heads off. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5285 "2022-01-13T18:16:30Z")
In the original scenario, Tony Stark was going to be a professor of archeology. And his power suits were…unusual. CAL TECH - CATALOG: ANTIQUITIES 300. M, W, F (T, Th Lab mandatory). Prerequisites: Science of Materials 101, Cyclotron Theory and Practice 207. Caryatids. No caption, I just like writing it. Caryatids. Caryatids. Caryatids. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2022, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5286 "2022-01-13T19:47:29Z")
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