# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 268
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2022, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5347 "2022-01-25T14:23:49Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Ridi, Pagliaccio! > > So, you didn’t want to supersize your fries, eh? Okay, this one made me LOL. Take it away Prof. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2022, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5348 "2022-01-25T20:27:34Z")
Thankee! [![](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.nX36UhcTKcszp1p8o-WE7gHaFp?pid=ImgDet&rs=1) ](https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.nX36UhcTKcszp1p8o-WE7gHaFp?pid=ImgDet&rs=1) ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2022, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5349 "2022-01-25T22:51:32Z")
Suggested cover illustration for _Harpers Bizarre_. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2022, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5350 "2022-01-25T23:31:16Z")
Bugso Marx wasn’t averse to ripping off his more famous brothers. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2022, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5351 "2022-01-26T17:26:27Z")
“I knew I should have taken a glissando at Albuquerque.” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2022, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5352 "2022-01-26T18:22:09Z")
“Was the Summer of '69…” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2022, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5353 "2022-01-26T18:34:22Z")
“What’s harp, doc?” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2022, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5354 "2022-01-26T18:58:27Z")
“Just what I wanted! A new carrot slicer!” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2022, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5355 "2022-01-26T19:23:04Z")
Glad I waited.! Our illustrious winner… > [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > “What’s harp, doc?” Bravo, KO! ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2022, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5356 "2022-01-26T20:23:06Z")
To tell the truth Prof, I thought that was the lamest caption I ever thought of. This looks interesting. [![](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/13/94/55/139455b3404a93150e517d67b9d484bc.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/13/94/55/139455b3404a93150e517d67b9d484bc.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2022, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5357 "2022-01-26T20:25:22Z")
Sea World’s version of the Blue Man Group is doing nothing to fend off accusations of animal cruelty. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2022, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5358 "2022-01-26T21:14:42Z")
Ariel insisted on blue for her bridesmaids. SQUEEK, SQUEEK, SQUEEK. (Translation: Be honest, does this make me look fat?) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 27, 2022, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5359 "2022-01-27T13:28:14Z")
Blue is the new Green. Deep water Camo protects against both sharks and the Discovery Channel. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2022, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5360 "2022-01-29T03:34:03Z")
Flipper’s spring collection did not go over well with buyers in New York. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2022, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5361 "2022-01-29T06:39:36Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > Deep water Camo protects against both sharks and the Discovery Channel. I flip(per) over this one. Take it away Prof! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2022, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5362 "2022-01-29T14:32:34Z")
Danke schoen. [![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/45/5c/e2/455ce2bac6b4a392ac7bfa64cc3ddd93.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/45/5c/e2/455ce2bac6b4a392ac7bfa64cc3ddd93.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2022, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5363 "2022-01-29T14:51:33Z")
Oooh, sorry, leggo my leg, Mom! I gotta pee! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2022, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5364 "2022-01-29T15:12:09Z")
First issue of _Stephen King’s What If?_ : “What if Delbert Grady _hadn’t_ murdered his daughters?” ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2022, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5365 "2022-01-29T15:37:55Z")
Kids, this is your brain on absinthe. I don’t know about you Mabel, but these Charles Atlas exercises are tougher than I expected. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2022, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5366 "2022-01-29T19:53:07Z")
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