# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 270
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2022, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5387 "2022-02-01T23:27:16Z")
This why Pope Julius II didn’t commission Anne Geddes for the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2022, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5388 "2022-02-02T10:44:22Z")
_Remember… you amuse, I abuse… you amuse, I abuse…_ ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2022, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5389 "2022-02-02T14:14:29Z")
Suzie, you are very sleepy, you are very sleepy, you are verrryyy sleeeepy. Now - go get the can of premium tuna out of the pantry… See these claws? Try to cornrow my fur again kiddo and you WON’T like what happens next. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5390 "2022-02-03T01:17:41Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > _Remember… you amuse, I abuse… you amuse, I abuse…_ Clever. Take it away @Knowed_Out ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5391 "2022-02-03T02:27:45Z")
Super. What’s the groundhog up to today? [![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4c/7a/f2/4c7af28d708befb1400e45b38fb3ebe6.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4c/7a/f2/4c7af28d708befb1400e45b38fb3ebe6.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5392 "2022-02-03T03:03:40Z")
I’m gonna make Bill Murray my bitch! ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5393 "2022-02-03T12:11:33Z")
“Pull me out of my warm burrow in February again and we WILL have a problem - you tophatted twerps.” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2022, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5394 "2022-02-03T19:13:39Z")
Padawaney Phil. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2022, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5395 "2022-02-04T21:23:29Z")
Judge me by my films, do you? ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2022, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5396 "2022-02-04T22:02:40Z")
“I look stupid! I should have chose the Beskar.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5397 "2022-02-05T12:47:39Z")
> [@Bonum\_Legatum](#): > > “Pull me out of my warm burrow in February again and we WILL have a problem - you tophatted twerps.” The 6 More Weeks of Weather prize goes to @Bonum_Legatum! ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5398 "2022-02-05T14:35:30Z")
Thank you. Don’t have a cow, but here’s a challenging one; [![](https://i.imgur.com/PIOafIe.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/PIOafIe.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5399 "2022-02-05T16:05:14Z")
Methane isobars ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5400 "2022-02-05T16:05:39Z")
This here is cow country. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5401 "2022-02-05T16:10:21Z")
All I can say about the Play-Doh factory explosion is that it’s a good thing it was located in a rural area. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5402 "2022-02-05T17:36:53Z")
This cow prototype was rejected from Farmville when it gave beta testers epileptic fits. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5403 "2022-02-05T23:03:55Z")
This is the last time I eat a mushroom growing in a cow pasture. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5404 "2022-02-05T23:36:36Z")
Downwind of the Rainbow ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2022, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5405 "2022-02-05T23:44:14Z")
Gary Larson never did quite get the hang of drawing for the Sunday funnies. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2022, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5406 "2022-02-06T16:22:52Z")
Mighty cold teats on that one. Betcha the farmer already knew that. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=269) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731.md?page=271)