# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 271
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2022, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5407 "2022-02-06T19:01:00Z")
James Herriot’s most interesting case. (Alternate: Dr. Pol’s most interesting case.) Having gotten that off my chest - here’s to exploding Play-Doh factories: > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > All I can say about the Play-Doh factory explosion is that it’s a good thing it was located in a rural area. Take it away Elmer. P.S. For those who might be interested, this was an imgur picture of a cow in a wind tunnel. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2022, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5408 "2022-02-06T19:12:43Z")
What’s the story behind this? [![](https://www.illustratedgallery.com/artimages/qrender.php/550-saunders35332.jpg?width=550&image=/artimages/uploads/saunders35332.jpg) ](https://www.illustratedgallery.com/artimages/qrender.php/550-saunders35332.jpg?width=550&image=/artimages/uploads/saunders35332.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2022, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5409 "2022-02-06T19:17:50Z")
Paper-Rock-Scissors for adults: Monkey Wrench-Gun-Plague Ampule. ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2022, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5410 "2022-02-06T20:51:05Z")
She’s an airline stewardess, he’s a demented airplane mechanic. Together, they fight crime. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2022, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5411 "2022-02-07T01:08:00Z")
“Not so fast, Covid Cathy! DeSantis’s mechanic’s going to smash those autism-inducing vaccines of yours!” ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2022, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5412 "2022-02-07T15:48:32Z")
The fashion industry will go to any lengths to keep secret next season’s shade of lipsticks. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2022, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5413 "2022-02-07T19:33:43Z")
Clang! And just like that Millie Fulbright became the next victim of… The Corset of Terror! ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2022, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5414 "2022-02-07T21:01:58Z")
The winner: > [@Bonum\_Legatum](#): > > The fashion industry will go to any lengths to keep secret next season’s shade of lipsticks ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2022, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5415 "2022-02-07T21:57:57Z")
I have to say, I really thought “together they fight crime…” would take the prize. [![](https://i.imgur.com/nnJLHk9.jpeg) ](https://i.imgur.com/nnJLHk9.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2022, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5416 "2022-02-07T22:34:48Z")
“Honey, the humanely raised beef you ordered is here.” ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2022, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5417 "2022-02-07T22:40:33Z")
“Sorry, Bossie. This isn’t that kind of flophouse.” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2022, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5418 "2022-02-08T12:10:59Z")
Noticing that his son resembled the milkman, Elmer insisted on the freshest milk delivery possible. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2022, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5419 "2022-02-08T13:24:42Z")
“Wipe your hooves before coming in the house”. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2022, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5420 "2022-02-08T14:53:57Z")
Knock Knock Who’s There? Interrupting Cow… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2022, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5421 "2022-02-08T14:54:11Z")
Tag! You’re it! ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2022, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5422 "2022-02-08T20:22:21Z")
“MISSUS ELSIE - CAN BUTTERCUP COME OUT TO PLAY?” I can just hear the exact tone of voice for this one: “Wipe your hooves before coming in the house”. Take it away Lumpy. ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2022, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5423 "2022-02-09T20:53:00Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > “Wipe your hooves before coming in the house”. Take it away Lumpy. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2022, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5424 "2022-02-09T21:29:23Z")
Nothing like runway fashions to make you go wtf? [![](https://www.wondersify.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Dress-19.jpg) ](https://www.wondersify.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Dress-19.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2022, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5425 "2022-02-09T21:32:41Z")
Who’d have thought the actors from _VeggieTales_ would ever walk the red carpet at the Oscars? ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2022, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5426 "2022-02-09T21:43:46Z")
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