# A Genuine Caption Contest (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 19, 2020, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731 "2020-07-19T04:15:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 277
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2022, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5527 "2022-03-02T19:04:36Z")
“Strange, I know I had TWO cats when I started out…” “It’s my new invention in e-bikes. You rub this rubber mat over the cat’s fur and it generates electricity. Now I only need 500 more cats to make it work. Here kitty! Here kitty!” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2022, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5528 "2022-03-03T12:21:35Z")
> [@Kent\_Clark](#): > > After six months, the Russian convoy in Ukraine had become seriously depleted. OK, in support of Ukraine, I choose this one, even though it won’t really help them. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2022, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5529 "2022-03-03T22:06:52Z")
And as long as the animals are showing off. . . [![](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/1a/1e/38/1a1e38366c645260717f7597f1ccf244.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/1a/1e/38/1a1e38366c645260717f7597f1ccf244.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2022, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5530 "2022-03-03T23:47:21Z")
Bitch, bitch, bitch, the bitch is back! Stone cold sober as a matter of fact. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2022, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5531 "2022-03-04T00:34:58Z")
Ladies and gentlemen! The American Kennel Association’s newest recognized breed! _The Buskerdoodle!_ ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2022, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5532 "2022-03-04T14:46:27Z")
Sadly, Bowser was not accepted into the band. They didn’t want to change their name to Four Dog Night. “I tell you, it’s a can’t-miss idea! We remake _Fluke_, but the dog is a reincarnation of Elvis.!” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2022, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5533 "2022-03-04T15:48:27Z")
“You ain’t nothin’ but a hound dog…” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2022, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5534 "2022-03-04T18:43:34Z")
“…and here’s a little number I picked up back home at the kennel, along with some fleas…” ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2022, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5535 "2022-03-04T20:12:55Z")
Eddie Van Hound Dog’s career came to an abrupt end at the State Fair when he literally caught wind of the Cats Wearing Pajamas exhibit opening. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2022, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5536 "2022-03-05T21:49:12Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > “…and here’s a little number I picked up back home at the kennel, along with some fleas…” This sounds like something Roy Clark would say on _Hee Haw_ right before breaking into an incredibly complex guitar solo, so SAL-UTE! @Prof.Pepperwinkle and take it away. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2022, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5537 "2022-03-05T21:52:16Z")
Thankee. Let’s try… [![](https://www.uniqueideas.site/wp-content/uploads/5th-grade-boys-synchronized-air-swimming-talent-show-skit-w-a-porter-1.jpg) ](https://www.uniqueideas.site/wp-content/uploads/5th-grade-boys-synchronized-air-swimming-talent-show-skit-w-a-porter-1.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2022, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5538 "2022-03-05T22:16:40Z")
Jello Diving will NOT be approved for the 2024 Olympics. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2022, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5539 "2022-03-06T08:08:33Z")
The Rochester Comedy Club recreates the joke about sinners in Hell having to stand on their heads in 3 feet of shit after their coffee break is over. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2022, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5540 "2022-03-06T18:30:22Z")
“Hey Baby, how far down do those legs go?” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2022, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5541 "2022-03-06T21:22:51Z")
Our winner is… > [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](#): > > Jello Diving will NOT be approved for the 2024 Olympics. Good one, Elmer! The photo is actually from a high school talent show, with a bunch of guys doing their impression of synchronized air swimming. ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2022, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5542 "2022-03-06T22:01:44Z")
Thanks! [![](https://dorkforty.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/feldstein-weird-fantasy-161.jpg) ](https://dorkforty.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/feldstein-weird-fantasy-161.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Bonum\_Legatum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bonum_legatum/32/6183_2.png) [@Bonum\_Legatum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bonum_Legatum)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2022, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5543 "2022-03-06T22:23:09Z")
Hold my (alien equivalent of beer) and watch this! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2022, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5544 "2022-03-06T22:34:16Z")
Uh… let’s just blame Trump! ---
**Author:** ![Quondam\_Mechanic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quondam_mechanic/32/3404_2.png) [@Quondam\_Mechanic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quondam_Mechanic)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2022, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5545 "2022-03-07T01:07:02Z")
Where’s the “kaboom?” There was supposed to be an Earth-shattering kaboom! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2022, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/a-genuine-caption-contest-part-1/915731/5546 "2022-03-07T02:47:07Z")
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